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    I Hated Heaven

    By Kenny Kemp

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    Tom Waring, true believer, is in Heaven, but it doesn’t feel like it. Before he died, he promised his wife April (a reluctant agnostic) that if there really was an afterlife, he’d come back and tell her all about it. But Heaven isn’t all angelic choruses, harps and haloes—it’s more like a cross between IBM and the DMV. Tom is issued a cell phone, a day planner, sent to school and given a job. In short, Heaven is more like graduate school than Sunday School.

    And when his request to return to Earth is routinely denied, Tom must risk everything— even is very soul— to break out of Heaven and return to Earth in order to keep his promise to April.

    Full of fascinating characters, plot twists galore, a quirky look at Heaven, and a marvelous surprise ending, I HATED HEAVEN surprises and elicits laughter and tears. This is like no book you’ve ever read--a romantic adventure that makes you think.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKenny Kemp
    Release dateNov 9, 2012
    ISBN9781892442123
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    I Hated Heaven
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    Kenny Kemp

    Kenny Kemp is an award-winning and best-selling author and filmmaker, whose memoir Dad Was a Carpenter won the Grand Prize in the National Self-Published Book Awards sponsored by Writers’ Digest magazine. Shortly thereafter, he was signed by HarperCollins to write a multi-volume historical fiction series set in Judea at the time of Christ. In addition, he continues to self-publish and speak at writers’ conferences, encouraging new writers to find a way to get published. When not writing, he works as a contractor, practices law, and flies his private plane.

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