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    Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four)
    Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four)
    Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four)
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    Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four)

    By Peter Morris

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    For the Mac Fecker’s, a hangover is a self-inflicted injury, soothed by dunking your head in a barrel of rain water followed by a curry. Chunkie however begins to think he could further his career by shopping the spies yet isn’t concerned at all when Spud has him bobbing up and down in the kitchen singing “A policeman’s lot is not a happy one”.

    Part four in the mac Fecker saga. It’s obvious to any normal person what Mary is doing in the barn, but not the Mac Feckers. Chunkie is hoping he can be rewarded for shopping the spies and use that as a spring board into the world of celebrity cooking. Spud is about to become a daddy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPeter Morris
    Release dateJan 5, 2013
    ISBN9781301661039
    Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four)
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    Peter Morris

    Peter was born and raised in Belfast, Northern Ireland, during a phase that has become known as ‘the troubles’. He was educated at Saint Coleman’s College, Violet Hill, Newry, which he attended as a boarding pupil. He hated it and is proud that he managed to get expelled and escape the place he knew as Violent Hell. After serving in the RAF, for a good number of years, where being included on the crew list for 92 Squadron, the most famous squadron in the RAF, is counted as the high point of his RAF career and not the multiple promotions or awards received from the New Year’s Honours list. Life after the RAF was difficult as Peter tried to establish himself as a professional writer. He was encouraged by Carol Anne Duffy, the present Poet Laureate, and eventually settled as a ghost writer for major celebrities working through a leading London literary agent. Changing direction again Peter has decided to write for himself and embraces new technology and how it can benefit writers and their careers. Under his own name Peter has been published in newspapers and magazines, written for the radio, won numerous writing awards and competitions and is now hoping to attain a certain level of success through new technology. Peter has a BSc (hons) in accountancy and management and when not writing is a very creative candle maker, focusing on a Celtic style. His candle company is known as Celtic Illumination and he declares that he is the only person in the world to make ‘real’ tartan candles.

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      Mac Fecker, The Pig and The Spy (Part Four) - Peter Morris

      MAC FECKER, THE PIG AND THE SPY

      (Part Four)

      BY

      PETER MORRIS

      Published by Peter Morris at Smashwords.

      Copyright 2013 Peter Morris

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      MAC FECKER THE PIG AND THE SPY

      (Part Four)

      Jack Mac Fecker! barked Aoife, sharply, as she gripped the edge of the doorframe, as if she were squeezing oranges with her fists or imitating Samson himself by straining between pillars. She then caught the lip of the doorstep with each heel and prised off her Wellington boots standing them like canine guardians at the doorway.

      Jack as usual, was seated at the head of the dining table, his arms were crossed but resting on the table, his head was laying on his arms. He lifted his head up, slowly, his eyelids refusing to open, then gradually he brought his hands up to hold his head.

      Have you been sitting here all morning feeling sorry for yourself? snapped Aoife, as she went straight across the room to the kitchen area. Some of us have put in a full day’s work already.

      Yeah, agreed Sean, who was leaning against the doorway trying to keep his balance while unravelling a wet, knotted, shoelace. And it’s only lunchtime.

      Jack brought himself up to a standing position with great care and very, very, slowly. He moved, as if sleepwalking,

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