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Our first impulse when our bravery is tested by an overwhelmingly advantaged opponent is to turn and flee. But you can't just keep running, and running, and running. That's what my dad Wib discovered in his encounters with them. In the woods up and down the line of the Ottawa Valley dwell creatures so fierce in battle, so fearsome of fighting skills, and so addicted to the taste of human flesh, you might as well say your prayers if you ever meet one. The one good thing out of all this is that I've discovered, late in life, that I am a man, after all.
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Robert E Vonne
Robert E Vonne was born in Ottawa, Canada in 1965. He dabbles in all sorts of writing, ranging from satire to essays to poetry.He carries into his work a youthful idealism that is salted and peppered with sometimes painful experience. His mission is simple: To contribute as best he can to the times he lives in - "To make a little mark," as he puts it.A private man, this author looks forward to the day when he publishes his magnum opus - a novel that says it all about what he thinks. In the meantime, he intends to keep publishing shorter works with considerable frequency.
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