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    Adam The Office Ninja
    Adam The Office Ninja
    Adam The Office Ninja
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    Adam The Office Ninja

    By Mike White

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    Graham, local manager from Office Lenders, has a problem that most Office Temp managers don't have to deal with at all. One of his workers thinks, in all sincerity, that he is a ninja. See, most people don't get reports on their desk from clients complaining of being hit with paper throwing-stars. They also don't hear that someone is breaking dress code at their job- not by wearing a Hawaiian shirt, but by wearing a black mask and frightening old ladies at a flower shop. But that's OK, Graham will make Adam into an ideal office worker,even if he has to trick him into it. After all, its what a ninja would do.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMike White
    Release dateJan 20, 2013
    ISBN9781301238033
    Adam The Office Ninja
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    Mike White

    I'm going to try to throw as much wacky science fiction/fantasy, and non-fiction comedy at you as you can handle. I'll have more books coming really soon in the Blood Calls You Back Series and the world of Reality Zero. I recently made RZ free.https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/662666I love helping out other writers who have their own great stories to share, and I'm a prolific reader and reviewer.**2022 update-More stuff coming from everywhere including Reddit and Wattpad as well as here.

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      Adam The Office Ninja - Mike White

      Adam the Office Ninja

      by Mike White

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2012 Mike White

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      Graham sighed deeply to himself and prepared to call the Office Ninja. No, that wasn’t actually his name or official title in any sense. But it was what the other recruiters at the temp agency Graham worked for had dubbed him.

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