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    The Second Book of Pearl: The Cats
    The Second Book of Pearl: The Cats
    The Second Book of Pearl: The Cats
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    The Second Book of Pearl: The Cats

    By Pearl Vork-Zambory

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    In the second collection of stories from her blog "Pearl, why you little..." Pearl relates stories about her two cats, Liza Bean Bitey and Dolly Gee Squeakers. These are not your average cats or average stories. Read about Fish Liberation Day and the all cat band Squeak Toy. Imaginative, funny, and true to life, these stories might make cat lovers of all of us.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRed Bird Chapbooks
    Release dateJan 26, 2013
    ISBN9781301379651
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      The Second Book of Pearl - Pearl Vork-Zambory

      The Second Book of Pearl

      The Cats

      Pearl Vork-Zambory

      Published by Red Bird Chapbooks at Smashwords

      Copyright 2012 by Pearl Vork-Zambory

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you are reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Table of Contents

      Heeeere Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

      You Haven’t Seen the Cat Lately, Have You?

      Dolly Gee Squeakers, formerly of the Humane Society Squeakers, Dreams a Little Dream

      Sounds Fishy To Me (in three parts)

      This is Where Dolly’s Allowance Goes

      Dolly Gee Squeakers Wants to Know If She Can Bum a Smoke

      Everyone’s a Critic, or Would Bribery Help?

      Squeak Toy Cordially Invites You… (in four parts)

      I’ll Trade You My String for Your Apple...

      Heeeere Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

      People say to me, Pearl, they say, you're not really what I think of when I think of people who talk about their cats. You don’t have anything cat related on the walls, you don’t have any items of clothing with pictures of cats on them, you don’t dress said cats...

      That's not true, I say. I dress them.

      Just not against their will.

      Several years ago, my mother called to say that she had the perfect cat for me.

      I pointed out to her that I didn’t need a cat.

      You don’t need a cat, you need this cat, she said.

      And two weeks later, there she was: Miss Personality, a 12-week-old bundle of tiger-striped love. Me! Me! she said.

      Liza Bean Bitey is an attractive cat; a tidy, small-pawed cat; one of those tail-held-high, mischievous, string-chasing, straw-fetching, lap-invading cats they show on TV.

      It would not be revealed for quite some time that her kittenhood was a ruse, that Miz Liza Bean Bitey, of the Minneapolis Biteys, was a master of disguises. Fluent in several languages, wanted on espionage charges in Central Europe,

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