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    The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee (Volume 3)
    The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee (Volume 3)
    The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee (Volume 3)
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    The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee (Volume 3)

    By Keri Peardon

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    (Please note, this is Volume 3.)
    Scott Cunningham is a vampire just trying to make a living. After all, being undead isn't cheap. There's rent to pay, blood to buy, and child support due; it's an eternal treadmill. You would think it would be terribly boring, but as Scott is finding out, unlife as a lawyer in rural Tennessee is anything but.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKeri Peardon
    Release dateFeb 2, 2013
    ISBN9781301733576
    The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee (Volume 3)
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    Keri Peardon

    Keri Peardon graduated from Hollins University in Roanoke, VA in 2001 with a B.A. in History and a strong background in creative writing. She is a life-long resident of Tennessee, and is currently employed as a legal assistant to a private-practice attorney. In addition to writing, she is active in medieval re-enacting.

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      The Bloodsuckers - Keri Peardon

      The Bloodsuckers:

      Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennessee

      Volume 3

      Episode 21 – Episode 30

      by

      Keri M. Peardon

      Copyright 2011-2013 by Keri M. Peardon.

      First Smashwords Edition, February 2013.

      Visit the author at:

      http://keripeardon.wordpress.com

      All rights reserved. No one may sell, reprint, or republish this title under any circumstance or in any format. No one may copy any portion of this title, with the exception of brief quotes for the purposes of editorial reviews. No one may alter the title in any way, with the exception of the original purchaser, who has the limited right to convert the format, save a back-up copy, or print a copy for his ease of use.

      This e-book has been provided free of charge by the author. It may be freely shared with others, provided the text is not altered in any way.

      Table of Contents

      Episode 21: All the Dirty Details

      Episode 22: The Max Factor

      Episode 23: Keep a Stiff Upper Lip

      Episode 24: A Death in the Family

      Episode 25 – The Ultimatum

      Episode 26 – Loved Ones

      Episode 27: A Woman’s Touch

      Episode 28: A Room of Her Own

      Episode 29: Taking Control

      Episode 30: Bowled Over

      Coming Attractions

      Episode 21: All the Dirty Details

      Somehow Scott’s invitation for coffee became extended—to the point he stayed at Josie’s house the entire weekend. And it was the best weekend of his life.

      They thoroughly enjoyed each other’s company, talking almost endlessly, watching movies and old television shows on Netflix, playing with the dog, and trying their damnedest to do every possible sexual position in every possible place in the house. Nothing was sacred—not the bathtub, or the couch, or the kitchen table. Josie liked variety and she liked things a bit rough. Scott endeavored to please her in every possible sense of the word.

      Sunday night, Josie’s younger sister called.

      What’s up, Becca? Josie said, as she answered the phone.

      Scott could hear Becca’s response on the other end of the line. Hey, what’s up with you? Mom said you were ignoring her.

      I told Mom I’d call her once my date left, Josie said with a laugh.

      He’s there again?

      He never left. Josie sounded exceptionally pleased with herself.

      Do tell! Give me all the dirty details!

      Josie glanced at Scott with a grin. He’s sitting beside me right now, listening.

      So? Are you afraid of being honest?

      Josie covered the phone with her hand, whispering to Scott. "My sister has no tact. She’s very blunt."

      So I noticed.

      Josie spoke into the phone again. You’ll have to wait until later.

      Not any good, huh?

      The exact opposite, Josie said, sounding a little indignant. Scott found himself smiling.

      Great in bed?

      And everywhere else.

      Becca cackled. Awesome! No wonder you’ve been too busy to talk! But who is he? Mom’s afraid it’s your boss.

      It is.

      There was silence on the other end of the line for a moment. Are you serious? Becca asked in disbelief.

      As a heart attack.

      "You’re dating your boss?"

      Yep.

      Isn’t he a vampire?

      Yep.

      Geez, no wonder Mom’s having a cow.

      Well, that and he’s not Jewish.

      Ow. Three strikes and you’re out.

      "Well, I figured if I’m going to be a disappointment, I might as well do it right.

      Does he know what Mom and Dad are like? Remember Tristan?

      Yeah, Scott’s been warned about that.

      Maybe, since he’s a vampire, they’ll be afraid to be too hard on him.

      I wouldn’t bet on that.

      Well, I wouldn’t either, but it’s a hope.

      Yeah.

      So, what do you see in him?

      Besides the fact that he’s good-looking, well-built, funny, intelligent, sweet, and saved my life?

      Yeah, besides those few things.

      He’s a vampire.

      Does that do it for you?

      Oh, hell yeah.

      Does he bite you?

      Only when I ask real nice.

      Crazy.

      I’m going to get off here. You’re wasting valuable make-out time.

      Oh, far be it for me to waste your precious make-out time. Wouldn’t want that to happen, Becca replied with dripping sarcasm.

      Later, nerd.

      Later, worm.

      Josie turned off the phone.

      ‘Worm?’ Scott questioned.

      Josie laughed. "Yeah, I’m a bookworm, Becca is a nerd, and Michael has a ramrod up

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