Thirty-One Big Bills
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Thirty-one poems about a "colorful" housepainter I worked with one summer when I was young.
Thomas M. McDade
Thomas M. McDade is a seventy-seven-year-old former programmer/analyst residing in Fredericksburg, VA, previously, in CT & RI. He's married, has no kids, and no pets. McDade is a 1973 graduate of Fairfield University. He served two tours of duty in the U.S. Navy. tommmcd2000@yahoo.com
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Thirty-One Big Bills - Thomas M. McDade
Thirty-One Big Bills
By Thomas Michael McDade
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Copyright 2013 Thomas Michael McDade
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
Special thanks to the following publications that have published or accepted many of these poems: Autocast, Bender, Blindman’s Rainbow, Blue Collar Review, Brown Bottle, Circle Magazine, Connotation, Jaw Magazine, Nerve Cowboy, Old City Cool, The Pawtucket Times, Pitchfork, Red Dancefloor.
Contents
1-Big Bill’s Safari
2-Big Bill’s Prophecy
3-Big Bill Blabs
4-Big Bill And Chauncey
5-Big Bill’s Numbers
6-Big Bill And The Parking Lot
7-Big Bill And The Moon
8-Badmouthing Big Bill
9-Big Bill Under The Big Top
10-Big Bill’s Benefits
11-Big Bill Takes It On The Chin
12-Big Bill And The Bible
13-Big Bill And The Dispatcher
14-Big Bill’s Sponsors
15-Big Bill And The Lieutenant
16-Big Bill’s Lesson
17-Big Bill’s Streak
18-Big Bill’s Count Me Out
19-Big Bill And The Chinese System
20-Big Bill’s Film Review
21-Big Bill And My Promising Rise
22-Big Bill’s Punchline
23-Big Bill’s Veins
24-Big Bill’s Pain
25-Big Bill Punches In
26-Big Bill’s Music
27-Big Bill’s Heart
28-Big Bill Busted
29-Big Bill Drools
30-Big Bill’s Last Christmas
31-Big Bill And The Panic
1-Big Bill’s Safari
When I got fired
from McHale’s Quarry
due to an extended
drinking binge,
Big Bill