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    Bite!

    By Muppy Heingardt

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    Natalie the witch believes she has been turned into a vampire. She recruits dull Wooster and ditzy Mitsky to help solve her problem. Together, the three set about unraveling the truth through a process that might almost be considered somewhat similar to deduction. Maybe.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMuppy Heingardt
    Release dateApr 6, 2013
    ISBN9781301015153
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      Bite! - Muppy Heingardt

      Bite!

      By Muppy Heingardt

      Copyright 2013 Muppy Heingardt

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      Once upon a time there were three friends at Clydesdale Elementary School for Magic and Stuff, and one of them was having a bad time of it. It wasn’t Mitsky, the recent transfer student from some distant temple of magic, a girl raised within the Order of Light. She was born cheerful, had a smile that would only disappear if she had something to cry about, and was destined to die cheerful. Wooster was possibly too thick to have a bad time, or maybe he didn’t let things bother him. For his age, he was a very powerful enchanter, not to mention strong enough to heft two boys his size into the air by their collars, so none of his classmates were likely to give him a bad time, either.

      That meant Natalie was the goat. Poor, poor Natalie, coming to school late, wearing disappointingly clean robes. They shouldn’t be clean, because she was a nature witch, and nature witches worked in the dirt, getting intimate with the elements, which not only sounded dirty, but was, because of the dirt.

      There were three people in the classroom. Mitsky and Wooster, two of Natalie’s

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