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    A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Festival
    A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Festival
    A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Festival
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    A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Festival

    By L L Watkin

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    The festival always brings crowds of tourists to Abatha, thronging the streets with their holier than thou attitude and easy to steal purses. Keldaren is about to find out the hard way that they're not all as harmless as she thinks.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherL L Watkin
    Release dateApr 13, 2013
    ISBN9781301084630
    A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Festival
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    L L Watkin

    LL Watkin is the pen name for writing partnership Liz Smith and Louise Smith, two sisters from the North of England who've been writing together since, well, forever. We write a mixture of short stories and full length novels in the science fiction and fantasy genres, and while some stories may be more Louise's and others more Liz's, all spring from a collaborative process.In summer 2022 we will publish our new four part novel series, The Snowglobe, which is a double-stranded narrative set in a multi-dimensional universe. It concerns a criminal investigation by Divine Law Enforcement (DLE), which aims to locate and arrest a psychotic demi-god, Kaelvan, who is determined to murder a specific human child. Although the plot includes fantastical elements, most often ESP and telekinesis, the settings are all post-industrial societies, some of them more technologically advanced than our own and others steam-punk in feel.

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