Golf Tales Volume III
By RJ Smiley
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Golf Tales is like a Reader's Digest of Golf Stories. Golfers and non-golfers will enjoy reading these short stories when they have a few minutes.
RJ Smiley
Spawned from a family of story tellers, Smiley's keen eye and quick wit give his readers a unique look at characters and the critters who inhabit a golf course. Spending over 7,000 days at the golf course, Smiley has seen, done and heard it all.
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Golf Tales Volume III - RJ Smiley
GOLF TALES
Volume III
By RJ Smiley
Copyright 2013 RJ Smiley
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Alice
Ralph Terry - Preformed On The Big Stage
Golfers Battle Over A Gila Monster
Buddy T. And The Beer Girl
German Sausage
Gene Pool
Ducklings Down The Drain
Salmon At Racine Country Club
Shocker, The One Handed Conman
Swanny And The Boom Box
About the Author
Other Books by RJ Smiley
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Introduction
Golfers love to share golf stories!
RJ. Smiley, who has spent over 7,000 days at the golf course, has been collecting.... and telling golf stories his entire life. The individual stories in all volumes of Golf Tales were written by RJ Smiley. However, many of the story ideas come from fellow golfers from around the world. Varying degrees of poetic license have been used in telling the stories where some names and golf course locations have been changed.
If you have a favorite golf tale that you would like to share with the world wide fraternity of fellow golfers, please submit the story idea along with details to par4golftales@gmail.com. The golfer who submits a story idea that is used, will receive recognition for the story and future volumes of Golf Tales be FREE. No compensation or commission will be paid for any story idea used in future volumes of Golf Tales. Once published, Golf Tales retains all copyrights to the story.
Certain stories in various volumes of Golf Tales are reprinted with permission from Tee Times Press, Inc. (teetimespress.com).
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Alice
Friends, who now makes their permanent home in Green Valley, Arizona, had invited us to join them for a round of golf at their club followed by a party in their home to get to know their good friends and neighbors. When Steve introduced me to Alice (I must say that I had noticed her earlier when she entered the room), he explained that she was by far the best woman