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    Smoking a J with Jesus
    Smoking a J with Jesus
    Smoking a J with Jesus
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    Smoking a J with Jesus

    By Toakpin Bluntpuff

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    Utilizing a special strain of marijuana called Quadruple-H, Jesus reveals to a confused teen the debatable, logical, yet downright controversial ideas about the life and extinction of the dinosaurs, the fallacy of ‘Satan’, the creation of death, the dichotomy between free will and God’s will, the true power of human greed, animal souls, Judas’ relationship with Jesus, the crusades, the harsh reality of dying on the cross, proof of aliens, the normality of the Pope, the concept of heaven and the greatest mystery of all – why God no longer interferes in the lives of people as he once did in Old Testament texts.

    The book also touches on many contentious issues like child abuse and exploitation in the church, the use of religion to steal and corrupt, intolerance, slavery and killing in the name of God.

    Smoking a J with Jesus is meant to be both humorous and enlightening with a dash of teenaged immaturity and vulgarity. The notion of the Messiah smoking a giant blunt of pot might offend many readers, but the author believes that if the words stated in the book are read with an open mind, the educational chronic smoke sessions between the teen and Jesus can come across as informative and congenial.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherToakpin Bluntpuff
    Release dateApr 26, 2013
    ISBN9781301588817
    Smoking a J with Jesus
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    Toakpin Bluntpuff

    Simply a human being looking to question life and the things people are afraid to question. Life is a journey and the only way to know where you are going is to ask directions - even if asking brings the ire of others.

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