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An old man writes his memoirs without writing a word. He cuts and pastes everything.
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Dwayne Phillips
A systems and computer engineer since 1980. A short story fiction writer.
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The Cut and Paste Memoirs - Dwayne Phillips
The Cut and Paste Memoirs
Dwayne Phillips
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The Cut and Paste Memoirs
That weird old man was in again today,
said Tony after he exhaled smoke from a drag on his cigarette.
Who?
asked Mike.
You know,
answered Tony. The old guy. That guy who buys rubber cement.
So what?
mumbled Mike as he took a couple of drags on his cigarette.
But thats nuts,
said Tony. The guy buys a bottle two or three times a week.
Mike just
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