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    Conversations with Wonka: Part One
    Conversations with Wonka: Part One
    Conversations with Wonka: Part One
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    Conversations with Wonka: Part One

    By Madeleine Masterson

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    Read and learn from Wonka, chief adviser to his owner often displaying advanced counselling techniques and talking down from panic attacks. it's all in his every day routine when not sleeping as cats are want to do, and when human owner is in need of sage and sensible instructions. Wonka has coping strategies that work, especially for women caught up with needy clients and bully boy employers.

    Read how his no nonsense approach enlightens and moves his Owner on......

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMadeleine Masterson
    Release dateMay 31, 2013
    ISBN9781301161874
    Conversations with Wonka: Part One
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    Madeleine Masterson

    pretty well on the road to self discovery with a lot of help obviously from felines and random interventions from people. try to steer clear of stressful situations and in so doing aware missing out on stuff. weighing it all up, life in small doses or giant risks? well, Wonka would know I dare say. In the meantime, enjoy our thoughts won't you...

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      Conversations with Wonka - Madeleine Masterson

      Conversations with Wonka

      Part One

      Published by Madeleine Masterson at Smashwords

      Copyright 2013 Madeleine Masterson

      Before Wonka, we were a bit solemn. After what seemed like endless cats and beloved dogs I had whittled down to Golly - an unobtrusive, selfless dark coated tabby cat who pretended not to be blind for ages, leaping here and there, even popping out and coming home again.

      ‘I must get my assistant, trainee to see this,’ chortled Mr Jones my most favourite and best Vet in the universe ‘ this is very unusual the way his eye is – you did know he was blind? No no and no. And realising that Mr Jones was

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