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    Tiny Earth 2
    Tiny Earth 2
    Tiny Earth 2
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    Tiny Earth 2

    By JT Pearson

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    Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet? Will former president Holcomb catch Madeline the cow and eat her? Find the answers to these and many other questions.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJT Pearson
    Release dateJun 26, 2013
    ISBN9781301584185
    Tiny Earth 2
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    JT Pearson

    JT Pearson is possibly more myth than reality. It is widely believed that he has been around for thousands of years. Archeological digs have uncovered Grecian artwork that suggests that they prayed to him to cure ailments of the feet. Irish legend insists that JT Pearson is that movement in shadow that you’re not certain that you actually saw, or that image at the edge of your peripheral vision that vanishes when you turn toward it. In the upper Midwest of the United States people had claimed that they had several images of JT Pearson captured on film but they were all poor quality and eventually proven to be hoaxes. It is only recently that an artist rendering was discovered in the attic of an old convent that is believed to be authentic. President Richard Nixon had claimed before his death that JT Pearson was the specter that haunted his boyhood home, and quite possibly the reason that his mother left his father for a short time. Nestled among all of these legends and hearsay is the accusation that he is the author of this sight and responsible for the drivel that has been filling your head. Lawyers for JT Pearson advise that if you read his work you do so at your own peril and no form of compensation either monetary or otherwise will be offered for any injuries permanent or short term which are incurred within the pages of his stories. If you’d like to communicate with JT Pearson either burn a photograph of yourself and sprinkle the ashes into the wind at dusk or you may take the more conventional route at thehungryrobot2005@gmail.com P.S. look for novels coming in the near future. For now, please enjoy the many short stories that he has provided for you to read for free. Feedback is much appreciated.

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      Tiny Earth 2 - JT Pearson

      Tiny Earth 2

      By JT Pearson

      copyright 2013 Joseph Pearson

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      What happened, Maynard? Everything went dark. Why are we still here? asked President Pierce.

      I’m not sure, Mr. President. It seemed like we had all died for a moment. The Secretary of Defense Lance Maynard leaned against the bars in his cell and rubbed his eyes.

      Where did Tom’s plan go wrong? asked the president from the small cell where he had been sitting for an indeterminable number of hours, a captive to the inhabitants of tiny earth. He knew it had been quite a few hours that he had been in the cell though because his butt had gone numb three times already, forcing him each time to get off the rock-hard cot and pace back and forth. Due to the inadequately small confines, he was really only able to take one step in both directions, which made for some dizzying pacing that was more like just twirling in continual circles. After a while he’d get dizzy and lose his balance and end up sitting on the cot again.

      Secretary of Defense Lance Maynard sat in the small cell to his right, and in the cell to the president’s left, the deepest most secret undercover agent from earth, the head of DC Carpet and Drapes, Luigi Giacomini. All three men were part of a team of Americans that had willingly allowed themselves to be shrunken down to microscopic proportions so that they could be transported down to the little planet that had declared war on earth. The tiny planet hung invisible to the naked eye in a park across from the White House. Its inhabitants may have secretly shared our atmosphere but not many of our cultural choices. The men from earth were there to establish a peace treaty with the miniature mad man that ran the planet, King Johnson. When that option seemed not be an option, the men went to plan B and executed a plan to destroy tiny earth. Tom Cruise had used his nose to employ a highly skilled ancient technique that forced animals to go berserk and attack, a technique that was taught to him on a spiritual retreat by John Travolta in which one used his nose to create a sound so tremendously irritating to animals that they had no choice but to become agitated and start biting until they managed to eliminate the noise. Tom caused a border collie that was in the park and within earshot to bite down violently on the invisible planet, thus forever ending the threat the tiny nemesis posed to earth. Or so the peace committee thought. The delicate orb remained intact. The miserable little planet still had most of their defense shield active, and now, after being bitten and swallowed by the dog in the park, the miniature sphere, which was only slightly worse for wear, was just leaving Nema’s stomach and entering her small intestine.

      I heard King Johnson talking to one of his generals. Apparently, we are in an alien body cut off from the light of the sun. The planet is being lit by an artificial source. Maynard cracked his knuckles angrily.

      An alien? asked the president.

      An alien to them. No doubt it’s one of the animals back in the park on earth.

      An inhabitant of tiny earth was coming down the aisle between the cells pushing a cart. He was stopping at those that were occupied and handing out sandwiches and bottles of something gray in color to drink. Luigi was up against the bars watching his every

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