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    Coinage
    Coinage
    Coinage
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    Coinage

    By Grayson Queen

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    What exactly are you supposed to do with all that sticky change in your cup holder?
    Find out what not to do in this humorous first person diatribe.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGrayson Queen
    Release dateJul 31, 2013
    ISBN9781301228041
    Coinage
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    Grayson Queen

    Grayson Queen is a full-time novelist and painter located out of Orange County, California. His artistic passions range from deeply philosophical to unusual science fiction and fantasy.In his free time, Grayson dabbles with music, sculpture, and various explorations of geek culture. He is happily owned by two amazing cats.Check for other upcoming books in print or ebook at:http://thequeencreative.com

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