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    Grandma's Broom and Other Witchy Poems

    By Morgan Drake Eckstein

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    A collection of (mostly humorous) poems told from the viewpoint of a modern-day witch and ceremonial magician, as well as a wounded comedian. Subjects include witchcraft and magic, classical mythology, girl scouts, and modern life. A couple of poems deal with the subject of bullying and child abuse (warning--possible triggers). Plus as a bonus, there are a couple of poems about cats.

    Grimoires then and now
    Zombies welcome shutdown
    Scout cookie time
    Dead body under a lilac bush
    Do superheroes really want peace?
    Binary shabti
    Grandma’s broom
    Four kitties of the apocalypse
    Personal mental problem
    Fickle
    Growing up poor #1
    My sweet voice
    Results not typical
    Bully time
    My funny voice
    Today’s miracle index
    Cthulhu oh gee
    Joy-ride
    Select models
    Lucky penny #1
    Trade secrets
    Send me a muse
    Mother, may I?
    Hollywood reboot
    Heart screams

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMorgan Drake Eckstein
    Release dateOct 29, 2013
    ISBN9781310737640
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    Grandma's Broom and Other Witchy Poems
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    Morgan Drake Eckstein

    Morgan Drake Eckstein is a ceremonial witch and magician living in Denver. I would tell you more; but everyone's lawyer insists that the events that Morgan said happened never did. In other words, someone is willing to spend a lot of money and time in court to prove that Morgan has never lived In Denver, or been a pagan ever--just so that they can continue to abuse their organizations in the name of that sweet Apex Monopoly over all things magical and mystical. Obey your Witch Queen by boycotting this author and all of his events. Don't you love She Who Must Rule all witches in the whole wide world?!?

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