A Hint of Hell
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He's just failed at being evil...
Kieron Lascher thought his life as a minor demon lord in Hell couldn't get any worse, but when he fails his exams and is sent into another realm as punishment by his parents, he realizes that there are worse places than Hell.
With deadly beasts and evil Satan Claws roaming the frosty land, Kieron has to fight to survive. With the help of a banished succubus, he learns that he needs to find the missing codex to gain some power.
If he manages to take out Satan Claws and learn pure evil, he might be able to open a portal and go back home. But first, he has to master being truly evil to some cute little elves. That won't be difficult for a demon lord, right?
Claire Chilton
After completing her honors degree in English Literature, Claire Chilton was interviewed to work for MI5. Fortunately, for the sake of the United Kingdom, she did not get the job. Now a web designer and graphic designer with a passion for great stories, she writes about the adventures she'd like to have.A prolific writer with wide-ranging interests, Claire specializes in romantic and speculative fiction, which includes genres such as mystery, science fiction, fantasy, horror, comedy and romance. Her mystery romance novel, Hustle, won Harlequin's So You Think You Can Write contest in 2013, and her previous books in The Demon Diaries won the Most Read award on Wattpad.After exploring the world in her misspent youth, traveling across Europe, Africa, and the Caribbean, she now lives in an ancient Roman city in Yorkshire with her husband and a fluffy kitten called Shadow, who is convinced she is a bigger cat than she is.You can find Claire online at claire-chilton.com.
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A Hint of Hell - Claire Chilton
DISCOVER THE DEMON DIARIES,
WHICH HAS SPELLBOUND 2.5 MILLION READERS.
A Hint of HellA Hint of Hell is a special Christmas story in the series that reinvents the meaning of Christmas.
HE'S JUST FAILED AT BEING EVIL…
Kieron Lascher thought his life as a minor demon lord in Hell couldn't get any worse, but when he fails his exams and is sent into another realm as punishment by his parents, he realizes that there are worse places than Hell.
With deadly beasts and evil Satan Claws roaming the frosty land, Kieron has to fight to survive. With the help of a banished succubus, he learns that he needs to find the missing codex to gain some power.
If he manages to take out Satan Claws and learn pure evil, he might be able to open a portal and go back home. But first, he has to master being truly evil to some cute little elves. That won't be difficult for a demon lord, right?
PGTHE DEMON DIARIES
A Hint of Magic
Bewitched by Magic
Demonic Dora
Bewitched in Hell
Deceased Dora
Bewitched in Death
Divine Dora
Bewitched in Heaven
A Hint of Hell
Bewitched by Christmas
A Hint of HellEvery idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
- A Christmas Carol,
Charles Dickens (2006) p15.
1
BLOODY LATE AGAIN
Kieron Lascher hurried through the streets of Hell, bustling past a range of colorful demons with his heart hammering and a cold sweat forming on his brow.
Please let me make it. I can’t be late. If I fail this exam, I’m screwed!
His pulse was racing as he dashed past the array of stores, his black robes flapping behind him.
He skidded around the corner of the Zombie Emporium, his eyes meeting with those of a talking head in the window as he turned onto Fifth Street. The head’s mouth opened and closed, baring rotting yellow teeth as it continued to speak soundlessly through the glass.
He shook his head and stared down the road.
His heart stopped beating for a moment when he saw the flames bursting out of the rocket-like exhaust pipes on the back of the school bus.
No, no, no!
He lunged down the road as the fiery rockets flared up when the bus pulled away from the curb.
He jumped into the gutter to avoid the crowds milling on the pavement, running at full speed to reach the bus before it left him behind. He pumped his arms, using every ounce of energy he had.
Not today, I can’t be late today!
His heart pounded as he neared the black and red vehicle, the words on the bumper sticker becoming clearer.
MOVE OR DIE, BITCHES!
He was gaining on the vehicle, but he knew it wouldn’t be for long.
Come on. You can make it.
A few feet from the back of it, he leapt into the air, reaching out for the barbed black grill on the back.
A loud squeal to his left caused him to turn his head at the last moment.
Gore, blood and bits of bone splatted him with a force that sent him flying sideways and knocked him onto the pavement.
Blinded by red goop, he wiped the mulch out of his eyes and stared in horror as the bus drove away without him.
I’m a dead demon.
He stared down at his sodden robes. They were drenched in blood and demon guts with bits of brown fur and flesh hanging off them.
He plucked a clump of fur off his robe and swallowed as he stared at it.
A familiar giggle echoed behind him.
He narrowed his eyes and glanced over his shoulder at the impish green demon, who was rolling around on the floor laughing.
You again!
It giggled and nodded. There were tears of laughter in its red glowing eyes.
Seriously, every morning? You do this every fucking morning. Is this going to keep on happening?
It rolled over and smiled at him, then eagerly nodded.
There aren’t any other demon lords that that you prefer to fuck with?
Its grin widened as it shook its head.
Kieron sighed and offered it the clump of brown fur. You want your friend back?
It burst out laughing.
He dropped the fur onto the pavement and pushed himself off the ground.
Great, even hell spawn are better at evil than I am.
He knew exactly what had happened. It happened every morning. Whether he was waiting for the bus or late like today, the green demon would push its brown furry friend off the sidewalk and into oncoming traffic for the express purpose of splatting him all over Kieron.
I don’t know why Trevor is still friends with you,
he muttered to the laughing demon as he plucked bits of Trevor off his robe and gently placed them in a pile on the pavement.
The demon guts began to meld together as Trevor reformed into a brown fluffy blob.
The green demon howled with laughter.
Disgusted by it all, Kieron turned and began walking down the street. Today wasn’t the day for worrying over some blood spatter. It was mock exams this week. If he missed his exams in pure evil, his teacher and parents were going to roast him alive.
The Daemon Academia was too far away for him to make it in time. There was only one option.
He closed his eyes and exhaled.
I can’t