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    Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
    Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
    Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
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    Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls

    By Lee Newman

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    Broke, starving, and desperate as usual, Daveth, Mordwin, and Wulf take up an offer from a local sheep farmer to take care of a troll that has been thieving his sheep. More snappy comebacks, righteous indignation, and insult hurling abound in this third volume of the Unbalanced Party series of short stories

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLee Newman
    Release dateDec 27, 2013
    ISBN9781310060489
    Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
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    Lee Newman

    The last son of a dying planet, I was sent to Earth where I was given a powerful ring by a dying alien who was bitten by a gamma radiated wolverine. Then, I wrote stuff.

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