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    Golf According to Willie
    Golf According to Willie
    Golf According to Willie
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    Golf According to Willie

    By R. H. Politz

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    A hilarious collection of stories, insults and one-liners about the men and women who play golf; If you've never been "on the course", you've missed some of the most comical conversations people have in the semi-secret environment of the fairways and greens. And, it's not just the guys speaking freely. You should hear what some of the "Ladies" are saying when only their friends are around.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR. H. Politz
    Release dateJun 29, 2010
    ISBN9781458087751
    Golf According to Willie
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    R. H. Politz

    Business consultant in finance, accounting/tax, operations, planning and writing occasional articles, stories and books about whatever catches my interest.Creator and owner of the Trade Mark four letter word "IBAX"Excerpts from some Op-ED's I wrote about the future.May 2017: - Dictators always create crises and wars to gain more power and I suspect such crises and wars will be coming very soon..December 2023 - And that is exactly what they did.December 2022: - The obvious agenda of the Dictators' internal War against the USA is enticing me to rewrite the fantasy Story "Caryn Elizabeth - Survival" as a twenty first Century redux of "The Roaring 20's" followed by a redux of "The 30's Great Depression" crisis that caused World War II.May 2023: - I've placed re-writing "Survival" on the back burner for now.I HOPE YOU ALL WILL KEEP SMILING, ENJOY THE DAY AND STAY WELL. ♥

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      Golf According to Willie - R. H. Politz

      Golf According to Willie

      By:

      R. H. Politz

      Copyright © 2010 R. H. Politz

      IBAX Management Services Corporation

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      Ah, the smell of fresh cut grass, the view of open spaces, of those little flags flying in the soft warm breeze and of freedom from the rigors of the office, the boardroom, long stuffy meetings, and house or yard work!

      Golf isn't just a sport. It's an escape! It's addictive! And it's therapeutic! But – If you don’t laugh occasionally, it can become a passion of frustration. So, take a deep breath and read on.

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      It would improve the whole economy if men wore mini-skirts and no panties because then, air would get to their brains.

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