The Savvy Citizen's Guide to Surviving the End of the World if All You've Got Left is Your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony Reader, or Other Way-Cool Reading Device
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Mix two parts humor, one part education, and you've got the Savvy Citizen's Guides. In this guide, an expert survivalist navigates us through the end of the world, even if all you've got left is your e-reader. Whether it's 2012, economic collapse, or nuclear war, you'll learn how to get to safety, provide for your needs, and secure massive amounts of free ice cream.
Roy "Bulldog" O'Connor
Roy "Bulldog" O'Connor loves nothing better than to venture out into the wilderness for prolonged periods bringing only a pair of underwear and a bottle of vintage cabernet. He also eats much more ice cream than he admits to in his book.
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The Savvy Citizen's Guide to Surviving the End of the World if All You've Got Left is Your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony Reader, or Other Way-Cool Reading Device - Roy "Bulldog" O'Connor
Want to learn cool skills while you LOL? The Savvy Citizen’s Guides™ are the answer. This is our first title in the series -- look for more titles at K&R Creative Publishing!
The Savvy Citizen’s Guide™
To Surviving The End of the World If All You’ve Got Left Is Your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony Reader, or Other Way-Cool Reading Device
By Roy Bulldog
O’Connor
Published by K&R Creative at Smashwords
Copyright 2010 Roy O’Connor
Cover Design and Layout by K&R Creative. Illustrations ©Nathan Whitman.
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Introduction:
Whoops. The President just pissed off the dictator of some small rogue country who proceeded to drop nukes all over the world. Or C1N1, the feline flu, broke loose from a secret research facility in Arizona and has turned into a worldwide pandemic. Maybe it’s global climate change initiated by your neighbor Fred who turned the key on his turbo-charged mega-SUV this morning and puffed the final puff of smog into the atmosphere that tipped the scale and plunged us all into the next ice age. Whatever the case, you’ve been left standing on a street corner clutching your Kindle as the world falls apart in front of your eyes.
Are you done for? A goner? Ready to just lie down on the sidewalk and wait for The End to come?
No way. You’ve still got your Kindle, right? It’s TEOTWAWKI (The End Of The World As We Know It)? No problem.
This is your definitive guide to surviving The End of everything. It’s gonna be rough. Wal-Marts everywhere will be closed. Dairy Queen definitely won’t be serving ice cream. And you’re going to have to learn how to do your own hair. I know. This sucks. But there is life after The End. Get up off the sidewalk, grit your teeth, and get down to it. There’s a bright side to everything, you know. Let’s see if we can find it.
Chapter One
The End of the World Just Happened. Now What?
When The End comes, it’s not going to be pretty. These things never are. A glance through the annals of history shows us that every civilization that ever