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    Unlucky Dip

    By M T McGuire

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    It's a hard life when your existence is treason and it's illegal for anyone to give you a job. Even so, The Pan of Hamgee has survived 3 years as a Government Blacklisted Individual. But then he bumps into Big Merv, the meanest, scariest gangster in the City and tries to steal his wallet. The Pan's future looks short. Can he persuade Big Merv to let him go or will he be going for a quick swim, with concrete boots on?

    Just over 4,000 words. Classification U.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherM T McGuire
    Release dateJan 15, 2011
    ISBN9781907809088
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    M T McGuire

    M T McGuire is a 46 year old stay-at-home mum. She used to do stand up but sat down to write books when she got married. Sixteen years later, she has finished the K'Barthan Trilogy. She still checks all unfamiliar wardrobes for a gateway to Narnia, which probably tells you everything you need to know about her. She lives in Bury St Edmunds with a McOther a McSon and a McCat.If you've read any of her stuff, she'd like to say, 'thank you' and hopes you enjoyed it.Her blog is at http://www.mtmcguire.co.uk and she's MTMcGuireauthor on twitter.

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