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    Q: What Do You Call A Blank With A Vasectomy?
    Q: What Do You Call A Blank With A Vasectomy?
    Q: What Do You Call A Blank With A Vasectomy?
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    Q: What Do You Call A Blank With A Vasectomy?

    By M. Fritz Friedman

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    Q: Why take one unlikely topic -- vasectomies -- and write more than 650 Q&A jokes -- painfully clever nick'dnames -- about it? A: Because they're funny. Also irreverent, provocative and thought provoking; frank and adult, yet never filthy. There are six sections that probe professions and skewer celebrities; pay homage to the dual Sunday obsessions of sports and religion; get visited upon residents from round the world and malign every American President ever. We've even added instructions on how to turn these riddles into an entertaining, fast-paced party game. "What Do You Call A BLANK With A Vasectomy?" is unlike anything you're ever likely to read, and just the kind of funny today's world needs -- not quite-so-dumb-jokes to be enjoyed by all sorts of very smart, open-minded people.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherM. Fritz Friedman
    Release dateFeb 2, 2011
    ISBN9781452463612
    Q: What Do You Call A Blank With A Vasectomy?

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      Book preview

      Q - M. Fritz Friedman

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Blank

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      A Blankity Blank

      by M. Fritz Friedman

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2011, The Attentive Group, Inc

      Smashwords License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Makes An Excellent,

      Fun-Filled Party Game, Too!

      (Instructions & Rules at end of this eBook)

      ISBN: 978-1-4524-6361-2

      *****

      C A U T I O N :

      This book may trigger your 'too-many-gag' reflex.

      For maximum enjoyment, please consume

      in small bites and chew thoroughly. Thank you.

      *****

      This book is a work of fictional entertainment; all content should NOT be considered scientifically, medically nor factually accurate. All trademarks and registered trademarks, whether indicated and marked ® or not, are the property of their respective owners.

      CONTENTS

      Chapter 1: General Blanks

      Chapter 2: Celebrities

      Chapter 3: All American Presidents

      Chapter 4: Round the World

      Chapter 5: World of Sports

      Chapter 6: Faith deBased

      How To Play the Game

      Chapter 1

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      King

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Impotentate

      (And you thought… Queen)

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Czar

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Nickless

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Premier

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      DicTraitor

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Traitor

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Defect'or

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Freedom Fighter

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Guerrilla

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Revolutionary

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Fidel Castrato

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Congressman

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Impropa-gate

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Speaker Of The House

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Pregnant Pause

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Protest Marcher

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      deActivist

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Pollster

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Straw Pole

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      CEO

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Bailed Out

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Comptroller

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Deficit Spending

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      HR Director

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Staff Reduction

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Consultant

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Free Lance

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Paralegal

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      De'Filed

      (And you thought…Shredded)

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Judge

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Vacated

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      District Attorney

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Brief Filings

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Prosecutor

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Pleaded Out

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Defense Attorney

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Not With Standing

      Q:

      What Do You Call An

      Intellectual Property Lawyer

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Copy Protected

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Playboy

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Boys Not In Play

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Groom

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Tying The Not

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Father

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Duddy!!!

      Q:

      What Do You Call An

      Expectant Father

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Owed A Refund

      (And you thought ... a) Shocked, b) Angry, c) Suspicious,

      d) Frustrated, e) In Denial and f) Divorced)

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Homosexual

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Bye Bi

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Lesbian

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      MsConception

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Fairy

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Tinker'dballs

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Gang Banger

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      No Good Mother F**ker

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Cop

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Hold Your Fire!

      (And you thought... Shooting Blanks)

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Cab Driver

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      Short Cuts

      Q:

      What Do You Call A

      Firefighter

      With A Vasectomy?

      A:

      False Alarm

      Q:

      What

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