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    The Adventures Of Larry The Alien
    The Adventures Of Larry The Alien
    The Adventures Of Larry The Alien
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    The Adventures Of Larry The Alien

    By John McDonnell

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    He came from Outer Space to make you laugh! This book has the first eight stories in the popular Web series about a timid, shape-shifting alien named Larry, and his friends at Murphy's bar. Featuring the hilarious Edna, who has a dicey relationship to reality. If you like humor that's a combination of P.G. Wodehouse and Monty Python, you'll love the Larry The Alien series. As Edna says, "A little nonsense is good for the soul!".

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn McDonnell
    Release dateFeb 25, 2011
    ISBN9781452450407
    The Adventures Of Larry The Alien
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    John McDonnell

    John McDonnell is a British Labour Party politician who was appointed the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer in September 2015. He became the Member of Parliament (MP) for Hayes and Harlington at the 1997 general election, and has retained his seat from then onwards.

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      The Adventures Of Larry The Alien - John McDonnell

      THE ADVENTURES OF LARRY THE ALIEN

      By John McDonnell

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2011 John McDonnell

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      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you're reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should please purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      YOUR MOTHER IS AN ALIEN

      NO PLACE LIKE HOME

      KIM KARDASHIAN ON THE SOFA

      THAT'S NOT PIERCE BROSNAN -- IT'S AN ALIEN

      OF TATTOOS, TIME TRAVEL AND EDNA

      LARRY SAVES AN OCTOPUS

      LARRY GETS A GIRLFRIEND

      I GOTTA BE ME

      YOUR MOTHER IS AN ALIEN By John McDonnell

      Murphy didn't realize the guy at the end of the bar was an alien until he tried to flag him. The guy had been drinking for hours and was pretty scuppered at this point, but when Murphy said, You've had enough, pal, he suddenly found himself standing knee deep in a Cretaceous swamp, with the largest crocodile he'd ever seen staring at him from 50 feet away. He took a step back, then heard a thunderous roar behind him and turned to see a Tyrannosaurus Rex's head above the treetops, heading this way fast. He probably would have been the T. Rex's breakfast if the alien hadn't zapped him back to the bar just in time.

      Bloody hell! Murphy said, holding on to the bar for dear life.

      Is that what I have to do to get another drink? the alien said.

      N-no,

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