New New Testament Gospel of Luke
By Steve Howard
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There are many these days trying to make the bible work. Some will go to any extreme with no regard for physics. This will get us no where. We must come to understand that the books that have been sold to us as holy are nothing more than old fairy tales. When we can finally drop our paranoia about the great dictator in the sky and the devil down below, which is complete nonsense, we can approach the book with more curiosity as to what the writers wanted to tell us.
Mostly they wanted to tell us to obey the Emperor. Accept the aristocracy as god chosen. Obey and do not question authority.
This is no longer acceptable. We have evolved with a big brain because it is useful for survival as well as a few other things. We have shut down and become sheep. We must throw off our beliefs and wake up. Jesus tried to tell us this 2,000 years ago and he was ignored. And not at all politely.
Steve Howard
Born in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada 1960. Moved to London, Ontario, Canada in 1967. Started playing hockey and piano. Went to Sir Wilfred Laurier High School and played the trumpet.Studied Architectural Technology at Fanshawe College of Applied Arts and Sciences. Started playing guitar and writing a little. On a trip to the mountains in 1982 with a friend I decided, or was awakened to the knowledge that I was going to pursue writing. Graduated 1984 and moved to Toronto.Moved to Saarbrücken, Germany in 1993.Have traveled many places in North, Middle and South America and Europe.Besides reading and writing also work on photography and music.
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New New Testament Gospel of Luke - Steve Howard
New New Testament
Gospel of Luke
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Gospel of Luke
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Table of Content
luke chapter 01
luke chapter 02
luke chapter 03
luke chapter 04
luke chapter 05
luke chapter 06
luke chapter 07
luke chapter 08
luke chapter 09
luke chapter 10
luke chapter 11
luke chapter 12
luke chapter 13
luke chapter 14
luke chapter 15
luke chapter 16
luke chapter 17
luke chapter 18
luke chapter 19
luke chapter 20
luke chapter 21
luke chapter 22
luke chapter 23
luke chapter 24
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Gospel of LUKE
luke chapter 01
Luke starts with a backwards warning. Which when one understands the motivation and methods of the writers, allows us some clarity. In fact, Luke reveals many things in his exaggerated backward telling of the events.
GNB vs. 1: Dear Theophilus:
Many people have done their best to write a report of the things that have taken place among us… vs. 3: And so, your Excellency, because I have carefully studied all these matters from their beginning, I thought it would be good to write an orderly account for you. 4. I do this so that you will know the full truth about everything which you have been taught. EQ.
Now, first thing to notice is that he suggests that all the other writings are flawed. Second, we are reminded that these works were written long after the events of which the stories are told. Third, and most important, he is, like all were, writing for ‘your Excellency’. He was making a story that would please the ruling class. He was whoring out his writing talents to add to the mind set that would please ‘his Excellency’.
But don’t we all want to please our Excellency.
No. The underlying message of Jesus Christ is that the system is flawed. That those of the ruling class are slave drivers. That the lawyers and priests are their whores.
Alas, let us embark.
If you have read the Old Testament, which is recommend if you are serious about writing. And necessary if you propose to tell others that you believe in God. For it is the holy books where this character is created. Or perhaps we should say propagated for the concept came before the written word. It is the model for rule with unquestioned authority.
The first thing Luke makes a big deal about is John. And this is almost an exact repeat of the story with Sarah. We were told she was too old, which was likely one of those backward stories for ‘she was not yet old enough to bare children’. Part of what makes this obvious is that women that are too old in real reality can no longer bare children.
Luke hints that John’s dad was an old priest. Perhaps he was impotent. A priest, by law, had to marry a cousin. And it was common to take a woman before she was ripe. A girl.
When the angel who took the name Gabriel for the story came to Zechariah to tell him his wife Elizabeth was pregnant, he was a little surprised. He was so dumbfounded that after the meeting with the angel of the Lord, he gave up speaking.
GNB vs. 17: He will go ahead of the Lord, strong and mighty like the prophet Elijah. He will bring fathers and children together again; he will turn disobedient people back to the way of thinking of the righteous; he will get the Lord’s people ready for him. EQ.
This is not a prophecy. This is a statement