New New Testament Gospel of Jesus Christ
By Steve Howard
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Hidden for 2,000 years in the basement of Saint Peter Dom, the most important story of religious history. The Gospel of Jesus Christ makes the character of Jesus Christ clear for everyone. Jews, Christians, Moslems and heathens will see Jesus Christ in a new light. Not only is he a real down to earth kind of man, he was a great thinker. He sacrificed his role as ruler of the world to bring enlightenment and peace to the world.
Things people are saying about the once was lost but now has been found story of Jesus Christ:
Pope Timothy l: Do not read this trash. It is a fake and pure blaspheme against the holy institution of the ordained by God Catholic Church. Read it and go to hell.
The Shakers Monthly: Now we know Jesus Christ was real and is real and will be real to come. Peace on Earth to everyone.
The Monks Simi-monthly: Now we understand. Now it all makes sense. Jesus Christ would be and is and will be appalled at the story we have propagated. God save us from us.
The Naked Truth Periodical: Jesus Christ, now that is one hell of a surprise. No one believed that a teacher would write once in the sand. Of course the church had it hidden all these years. The last person that they would want to be a real person is Jesus Christ. That would give anyone and everyone the idea that they too can be Jesus Christ. Thank Christ the truth has finally been revealed.
Fox never any News: Our employers told us we were not to report on anything that could expose any lies behind corporate tyranny. Jesus did so walk on water and raise people from the dead.
CNoNews: Bombing will start in six minutes.
Thanks to Toby for use of painting ... http://www.2oby.com
Steve Howard
Born in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada 1960. Moved to London, Ontario, Canada in 1967. Started playing hockey and piano. Went to Sir Wilfred Laurier High School and played the trumpet.Studied Architectural Technology at Fanshawe College of Applied Arts and Sciences. Started playing guitar and writing a little. On a trip to the mountains in 1982 with a friend I decided, or was awakened to the knowledge that I was going to pursue writing. Graduated 1984 and moved to Toronto.Moved to Saarbrücken, Germany in 1993.Have traveled many places in North, Middle and South America and Europe.Besides reading and writing also work on photography and music.
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Gospel of Jesus Christ
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Gospel of Jesus Christ
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Table of Content
jesus christ chapter 01
jesus christ chapter 02
jesus christ chapter 03
jesus christ chapter 04
jesus christ chapter 05
jesus christ chapter 06
jesus christ chapter 07
jesus christ chapter 08
jesus christ chapter 09
jesus christ chapter 10
jesus christ chapter 11
jesus christ chapter 12
jesus christ chapter 13
jesus christ chapter 14
jesus christ chapter 15
jesus christ chapter 16
jesus christ chapter 17
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Gospel of Jesus Christ
jesus christ chapter 01
Two of my uncles that worked with my dad were called Jesus so my family all called me Howie. Sometimes Howard. And when I did something that got Mom mad, which wasn’t hard, Jesus H.
Many of my teachers called me Jesus H. Christ when I told them they were wrong.
I like my name so I told them often that they were wrong. They were wrong often enough. And of course, I went to a Jewish private school. My teachers were mostly old priests.
Jesus H. Wash your hands properly. Look at this towel. Did you use any soap.
I didn’t say anything. It was Dad that didn’t wash his hands properly. He was so often in and out of his office and in the shop helping get a shipment of tables and chairs ready for transport to half the cities in Egypt. He was so preoccupied all the time that he seldom took notice of his wife and children. And seldom thought of the soap.
How was your day at school, Howie.
Good Dad. I told our Torah teacher that he didn’t understand the character of Moses and he threw me out of class so that he could brainwash the other kids without me contradicting his teachings.
Jesus H. We send you to a private Jewish school and you talk like a common Gentile.
I got an ‘A’ on my math test, Mom.
That’s good James.
Pass the goat cheese.
Mom liked to tell us we weren’t just special because we were Jewish but we had a direct family tree to King David. Being the oldest son, I was in line for the throne. Back in a land I had yet to know because it was a land ruled by Romans. Dad thought I could take over his furniture business.
King David was a tyrant and a murderer. Most of our ancestors were either sheepherders or sheepherder slaves. King Solomon went through his fame having sex with hundreds of women. Everyone trying to see who could make the most descendents to take over the world from some other bunch of mad monkeys that if you believe the bloody Torah, don’t even exist.
Jesus H. Go to you room before I wash your mouth out with soap.
Mom thought it was part of her job to show me her dedication to the laws of our ancestors. As if they came from a time when they knew everything about God.
People in Egypt didn’t think much about Moses or King David. Most of my friends didn’t even know who they were. They had different ideas about God.
I was being unruly in school one day and the teacher sent me out of the classroom to chill in the hallway for a little while. I hadn’t even had time to realize what had happened when I saw a dark figure down the hall.
The high priest of the school happened to come out of his office and walked right up to me with his clothing of authority. Begging me to defy him. He must have been 80 years old. Everyone knew he didn’t like children who stepped out of line.
What are you doing out here.
The teacher wanted me to relax and not interrupt his lesson.
You go back in and apologize before the class.
I shook my head in the negative.
Too my office, young man.
We walked in silence down the long hall to his office. Everyone knew that his office was not a good place for students to have to go.
When we got to his office and the door was closed, he took the whip off the wall and put it on his desk. He sat behind his desk with a serious expression. He made the best live portrait to represent authority that his limited talent would allow.
You need to learn to respect authority.
He said many more things to convince me that I had committed a serious crime. I stood and looked down and heard him but didn’t really listen. I was a little confused still to what was happening to me. When he figured that he could not convince me to bend to his