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    Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus: An Unconventional Children's Tale
    Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus: An Unconventional Children's Tale
    Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus: An Unconventional Children's Tale
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    Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus: An Unconventional Children's Tale

    By Michael L. Preble

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    "Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus" is an unconventional children's story in something like the tradition of Dr. Seuss and the Brothers Grimm.

    It is a story written in the familiar style of many kid's books, but with certain elements and subtext that may entertain the adult reader as well.

    I will warn you that this is not a story for everyone. If you felt at all upset when you saw the title it won't be something you'll enjoy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMichael L. Preble
    Release dateMay 1, 2011
    ISBN9781458121110
    Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus: An Unconventional Children's Tale
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    Michael L. Preble

    Michael grew up in a small town in Massachusetts called East Bridgewater, where he still lives. He enjoys movies and books and video games. He hopes that one day he can make enough money publishing stories like these that he won't have to do anything else.

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      Nobody Wants To Play With Zombie Jesus - Michael L. Preble

      Title: Nobody Wants to Play With Zombie Jesus

      author: Michael L. Preble

      Smashwords Edition

      published by Michael L. Preble

      Copyright May 2011 Michael L. Preble

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you are reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author

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