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Are you tired of Twitter? Frazzled from Facebook? Here's a humorous look at the social networking craze. This funny poem pokes holes in the "Everybody must be on Facebook" mania that has gripped us all. Also included: three bonus poems that take a lighthearted look at birthdays, messy houses, and the Philadelphia Phillies baseball team.
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John McDonnell
John McDonnell is a British Labour Party politician who was appointed the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer in September 2015. He became the Member of Parliament (MP) for Hayes and Harlington at the 1997 general election, and has retained his seat from then onwards.
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