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    The Worlds Worst Pickup Lines: That Actually Worked
    The Worlds Worst Pickup Lines: That Actually Worked
    The Worlds Worst Pickup Lines: That Actually Worked
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    The Worlds Worst Pickup Lines: That Actually Worked

    By Tim Beachum

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    You are now in possession of 50 of the worlds worst pickup lines that actually worked. What started out as being a normal night out with the guys quickly turned into a huge psychological experiment that had all the social networks on fire. The subject was in Twitters top 10 for a week straight, and was the leading topic on several Facebook groups for over a month. Both men and woman from around the world were weighing in on the topic and the result was this book.

    This is not just a book with a list of pickup lines - you will discover exactly how each of the pickup lines were used. We have spent countless hours laughing while putting this book together, and hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

    We also included 7 INCREDIBLE tips that are GUARANTEED to get you laid TONIGHT! That's right you read that correctly, after reading these tips you will get laid. We also threw in a section entitled, “The 3 Best Places To Pick-up Women.” No more spending countless hours in the wrong place. After reading this book you will know exactly where the women are.

    No more getting slapped with the line, “I have a boyfriend!” We show you how to defeat the old boyfriend cock block line. This section alone is well worth the price of this book.

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    Once you have purchased this book you will receive instant access to a free audio course entitled, “How To Meet Woman And Get Laid Every Time”. This audio course sales for $47 at my live workshops, and it is the first time that I have EVER released this information outside of those events. I have created a special downloadable version that you can burn to CD, listen to on your phone, or playback on your computer.

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTim Beachum
    Release dateMay 22, 2011
    ISBN9781458050182
    The Worlds Worst Pickup Lines: That Actually Worked
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    Tim Beachum

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      Worlds Worst Pick-up Lines

      That Actually Worked

      By

      Tim Beachum

      www.WorstPickupLinesEver.com

      Introduction

      Who would have thought that a night out goofing off with friends would have turned into a book? What started out as a normal night sitting around laughing and joking turned into one of the funniest nights ever. My friend Mark for whatever reason pulled up some pick-up lines on his cell phone and said he was going to test them out. After he read a few of them the game was on. We all dared him to actually do it. A few beers later Mark was a mad man and he was on the prowl.

      Mark approached a table with five beautiful girls sitting there, laughing and enjoying their evening. Without hesitation he delivered his line, there was a brief pause and then the girls erupted into laughter. It was as if someone had turned on the laughing gas. Each time the girls attempted to stop laughing it seemed as if it started all over again. Mark pulled up a chair and began talking to the girls as if they were old friends. After about ten minutes he waved us over, and the rest was history.

      The next night we were sitting around talking about how incredible the events were the night before. Mark was a little full of himself needless to say. The rest of us mutually agreed that Mark needed to be knocked down a few pegs. So we all challenged Mark to a little competition. We each put up $100 that he could not do it again, and he had to use a different line, that we all agreed upon.

      Once we all had agreed upon the pick-up line which was worse than the original one, we set out to humiliate our friend. To add another level of difficulty to the mix we chose a different bar.

      Before I continue with my story let me give you an idea of what Mark is like. He is about 5’ 5", skinny, white male, long dark brown hair about shoulder length, and wears glasses. At first glance he comes across as a computer geek type of guy, in his mid 30’s. Before Mark discovered the art of the bad pick-up lines he would break out in a cold sweat whenever girls were around. We use to all try to get him a girl but he would end up messing it up some how... Except in Costa Rica but I guess those stories are for another book.

      Anyway once we were at the bar Mark needed a few drinks for motivation. After about an hour Mark was ready to go. To make things a little more interesting we chose the girl that he had to approach. This was going to be easy money! We pointed her out and off Mark went. Once again we were falling on the floor laughing. Mark approached and delivered his line and we were shocked at what happened next. The girl threw her drink in Marks face, her friend who we discovered later was her lover punched Mark in the face. Mark went down like a sack of potatoes.

      I know we should have rushed over and helped our friend, but we could not stop laughing. To make things worse two bouncers the size of the Hulk ran over and grabbed Mark off the floor. They used Marks head like a battering ram to open the backdoor and threw him out like Carlton on the television series The Fresh Prince. Enough was enough! We went to

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