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The Feng Shui Woman
The Feng Shui Woman
The Feng Shui Woman
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The Feng Shui woman is not prepared for Grandpop and his harem. He has taken over one of the upstairs bedrooms. He is loud, smells of sulfur and brimstone and a general nuisance. All of this began the day he was buried. As the Feng Shui woman approaches the top of the stairs, she hears the trumpet of an elephant, the roar of a lion and the crazy laugh of a hyena. All coming from the last bedroom.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherNelson Lynch
Release dateJun 28, 2011
ISBN9781466020436
The Feng Shui Woman
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Nelson Lynch

An Eastern Shore native. A charter member of "The First Saturday Writers." An army vet and retired school teacher. He lives on his farm with his wife Jeanne, Clyde, the Taylorville Hound, three chickens and a marauding fox.

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    The Feng Shui Woman - Nelson Lynch

    The Feng Shui Woman

    Nelson Lynch

    Published by Hogskull Press at Smashwords

    Copyright 2011

    She stood in the doorway for thirty seconds, her dark eyes darting from one side of the living room to the other. Finally, she stepped in and seemed to close the door reluctantly. Another ten seconds went by before she moved to the sofa and lifted each cushion, inspected it and then ran her hand in the crevices.

    What are you looking far? We haven’t lost anything. The man looked at his wife. What did you tell her?

    I told her the truth. Grandpop’s spirit is still in this house and he won’t leave. I told her we wanted her to get rid of him. A low distant rumble of thunder drifted across the room. She glanced quickly at the ceiling. He’s your Grandpop but he’s getting to be a real pain in the rear.

    He nodded his head at his wife in agreement and then looked toward the Feng Sh ui

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