No Legs 'Til 18
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No Legs 'Til 18 chronicles a boy's strange and unnerving experiences as he journeys through adolescence. Drawing from interconnected vignettes, the author recreates his frantic youth as he describes critical events, while reflecting on peer influence, relationships and his sexuality. Wrought by humor and heartache, No Legs 'Til 18 is a poignant look into the life of “just another” teenager in America’s suburbs.
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