Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Unavailable
    No Free Lunches
    Unavailable
    No Free Lunches
    Unavailable
    No Free Lunches
    Ebook10 pages7 minutes

    No Free Lunches

    By Jeffrey Somogyi

    ()

    Currently unavailable

    Currently unavailable

    About this ebook

    The worst problems in the world could be solved ... if all the scientists weren't busy. This super-short story is a tale of science gone mad (with flavor)!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeffrey Somogyi
    Release dateJun 30, 2011
    ISBN9781466098893
    Unavailable
    No Free Lunches
    Author

    Jeffrey Somogyi

    He grew up hating to read. Now he wants to be an author... and that's the LEAST weird thing about him.

    Related to No Free Lunches

    Related ebooks

    Humor & Satire For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Observation 292

      Jan 10, 2024

      Robert Flose slid his bifocals toward the top of his nose, refocusing his tired eyes before squinting through layers of lenses. He tightened the gauge on the microscope, and his hand trembled as he waited anxiously for the result. The cells of a blad

      15 min read

    • Article

      A Rear Old Time

      May 9, 2021

      A Rear Old Time
      7 min read

    • Article

      The Room Above

      Sep 10, 2021

      For a moment, he had no thoughts. Just…observations… A blue hole. No – a window… Crystalline sky swelling through a big square gap in the otherwise plain white wall. He blinked. Was that sky out there? What was in here? Where was ‘here’? He blinked s

      29 min read

    • Article

      Book One: Notes Of Origin

      Feb 28, 2023

      Book One: Notes Of Origin
      14 min read

    • Article

      The Time Traveller Returns

      Oct 29, 2018

      The Time Traveller Returns
      7 min read

    • Article

      Life Offscreen

      Oct 30, 2017

      Life Offscreen
      3 min read

    • Article

      The Long Night

      Oct 1, 2022

      The Long Night
      7 min read

    • Article

      The Free Will of Professor Sturmhauser

      Jul 10, 2023

      Professor Sturmhauser stands in front of his students, looking focused and casually in command—it’s a good disguise. Now he’s pacing back and forth, tossing a pen in the air and saying this: “If you take the measure of your will, what do you think yo

      18 min read

    • Article

      Mary Schmich: Why Getting The Flu Might Actually Be Good — For Your Psyche, At Least

      Apr 9, 2018

      Let us pause today to praise the flu. When I felt the bug sneaking up on me a few days ago, my first response was to do what I always do when sickness creeps in. I refused to believe it. Fever? Chills? Must be my imagination talking. Sore throat, cou

      3 min read

    • Article

      The Pain Jar

      Dec 3, 2020

      The Pain Jar
      7 min read

    • Article

      Andromeda’s New Brain Part 1

      Jul 1, 2022

      Andromeda’s New Brain Part 1
      5 min read

    • Article

      Storyteller

      Nov 4, 2021

      Storyteller
      11 min read

    • Article

      Alan Alda's Experiment: Helping Scientists Learn To Talk To The Rest Of Us

      Jun 4, 2017

      The actor's new book, If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?, is all about communication — and miscommunication — between doctors, scientists and civilians.

      3 min read

    • Article

      So Human, So Beautiful

      Dec 11, 2013

      So Human, So Beautiful
      4 min read

    • Article

      Pneumadectomy

      Jan 10, 2022

      Rolly stood for a few minutes in the shade of the large oak, just out of sight of the boys gathered on the dry shaven green of the bowls club. All aged around eleven like himself, they were dividing up their meager numbers for a game of soccer, knowi

      10 min read

    • Article

      What Not to Ask Me About My Long COVID

      Feb 15, 2023

      This article was featured in One Story to Read Today, a newsletter in which our editors recommend a single must-read from The Atlantic, Monday through Friday. Sign up for it here.       Before I got long COVID, I tuned out virtually all stories about

      7 min read

    • Article

      Finding Hope In Nature

      Jul 27, 2023

      Finding Hope In Nature
      6 min read

    • Article

      Opinion: Coming To Terms With Six Years In Science: Obsession, Isolation, And Moments Of Wonder

      Oct 14, 2018

      There’s a vision people have of graduate students, particularly those from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, that conjures quirky expertise — someone with enthusiasm, confidence, ingenuity. I was not one of those students. The night after my

      9 min read

    • Article

      John Jeremiah Sullivan

      Mar 9, 2021

      John Jeremiah Sullivan
      27 min read

    • Article

      Pleasure Palace

      Sep 1, 2022

      Pleasure Palace
      15 min read

    • Article

      Prohibition

      Sep 10, 2021

      It had been ten days since my last fix. I knew what I was going to do was wrong, but unless you knew the yearning that your body exerts, the internal pull which strangles your very soul into submission, then you cannot judge me. Yes, it was wrong. Ye

      15 min read

    • Article

      Dark Tales

      Dec 2, 2021

      Dark Tales
      6 min read

    • Article

      How To School Your Family

      Jun 16, 2019

      How To School Your Family
      3 min read

    • Article

      Ben Marcus

      Jun 15, 2018

      My wife, Gin, once knocked gently on my head, as if it were a door. “Hello,” she kept saying. “Hello. Who’s in there?” She and our therapist, Dr. Sherby, laughed a little about this, so I did, too. What fun. Keep knocking on my head like that, like i

      23 min read

    Reviews for No Free Lunches

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words