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Ghoul School
By David Elvar
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Ghoul School is different. It’s a school where ugly is beautiful. Three students—Jodie, Kate and Naomi—are chosen to represent the school in a forthcoming fashion show. But Naomi’s head keeps falling off, and since that would be very unfashionable, they have a problem. Do they succeed in solving it? After a fashion. In fact, very much after a fashion...
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Ghoul School - David Elvar
GHOUL SCHOOL
David Elvar
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Copyright 2009 David Elvar
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Clunk!
Rumble—rumble—rumble.
THUD!
‘Mi-iss!’
‘Yes, Jodie. What is it?’
‘Naomi’s head has fallen off again.’
Miss Wormwood turned from the blackboard to look sternly at them.
‘Again?’ she said. ‘How many times is that this week?’
‘Three, Biss,’ said another voice.
‘And how many times have I told you, Kate, to blow your noses before speaking? Honestly, it’s so difficult to understand you, sometimes!’
‘I can’t helb it,’ Kate protested weakly. ‘By doses are always bunged ub. By the tibe I’ve fiddished blowigg one, the other deeds blowigg.’
‘It’s true, Miss!’ Jodie added. ‘You should hear her at night in the dorm!’
‘All right, all right!’ said Miss Wormwood. ‘I suppose I should be thankful you only have two noses. Any more and I daresay I wouldn’t be able to understand a single word. Just do your best in future, okay?’
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