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    Jim the Bitch
    Jim the Bitch
    Jim the Bitch
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    Jim the Bitch

    By Trent Zelazny

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    If you wake up to your wife gargling and it makes you think of Muppets, maybe you should stay home.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTrent Zelazny
    Release dateAug 5, 2011
    ISBN9781466175433
    Jim the Bitch
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    Trent Zelazny

    Trent Zelazny is the author of Destination Unknown, To Sleep Gently, Fractal Despondency, Shadowboxer, The Day the Leash Gave Way and Other Stories, and A Crack in Melancholy Time. He was born in Santa Fe, New Mexico. He has lived in California, Oregon, Arizona, and Florida. He currently roams throughout the country aimlessly. He also loves basketball. You can visit Trent on Facebook, Twitter, and on his website.

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