Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov
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Kniha plná vtipov pre vsetkych, co sa chcu valat smiechom a popritom pochytit anglictinu. Tato kniha je urcena detom, ucitelom a vsetkym, co chcu naucit anglicky srandovnou cestou. It is also great for English speakers who want to improve their Slovak. Warning: If you die laughing at these jokes, please don't come running to us.
Jeremy Taylor
I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.
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Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov - Jeremy Taylor
Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov
English- Slovak Joke Book
Jeremy Taylor
Copyright 2014 Jeremy Taylor
Smashwords Edition
Translation by Kristina Korpeľová
http://languagelearningjokebooks.com
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1.
I’ve read so many books about smoking and drinking that I’ve decided to give it up.
Smoking or drinking?
Reading.
1.
„Prečítal som toľko kníh o alkohole a cigaretách, že som sa rozhodol prestať s tým."
„S čím? Cigaretami a alkoholom?"
„Nie, s čítaním."
2.
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.
When I die,
said the old Scot, I’d like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.
We’ll do that for you,
said one of the younger men. But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?
die - umrieť
pour - vyliať
grave - hrob
do you mind - neprekáža ti?
pass through - prejsť cez
2.
Traja Škóti sedia spolu v bare.
„Keď umriem, povedal starý Škót, „chcem, aby niekto z vás vylial na môj hrob fľašu najlepšej škótskej whisky.
„Dobre, my to pre teba urobíme, „povedal jeden z mladých mužov.
„Ale nebude ti prekážať, že najprv prejde našimi obličkami?"
3.
Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I’m sixteen?
No, David.
wear - nosiť (oblečenie)
bra - podprsenka
3.
„Mami, môžem nosiť podprsenku teraz, keď už mám 16?"
„Nie, Dávid, nemôžeš."
4.
What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin.
4.
Čo môžeš dať človeku, ktorý má všetko?
Penicilín.
5.
On a train from London to Birmingham there were two people, a man and a woman. After a few minutes the man said, Excuse me, madam, would you kiss me for 50p?
Certainly not!
she replied.
A few minutes later the man asked,