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    Satan Can't Get A Date: Love With A Sense Of Humor
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    Satan Can't Get A Date: Love With A Sense Of Humor

    By Kenneth Guthrie

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    Satan has been informed by his esteemed human resources manager Mao that he needs to impregnate a human female as soon as possible if he wishes to have another anti-Christ to rule the human world in his stead. Unfortunately, he hasn’t been to Earth for 1000s of years and has no idea what to expect. Enter Hitler, Stalin and Mao to help Satan with this unholy task. Its a laugh riot and a good read

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLunatic Ink Publishing
    Release dateAug 16, 2011
    ISBN9781465704559
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    Satan Can't Get A Date: Love With A Sense Of Humor
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    Kenneth Guthrie

    Kenneth Guthrie is a writer of sci-fi, fantasy and crime novels.Profile image credit: Vincent Gerbouin at Pexels.com

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