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    God, Dog and Beelzebub
    God, Dog and Beelzebub
    God, Dog and Beelzebub
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    God, Dog and Beelzebub

    By Gerrard Wllson

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    A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGerrard Wllson
    Release dateJan 17, 2012
    ISBN9781466160286
    God, Dog and Beelzebub
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    Gerrard Wllson

    FREE EBOOKS FOR EVERYONE. I am not Roald Dahl, Darren Shan, J K Rowling or even Derek Landy; I am Gerrard T Wilson, The Crazymad Writer of children's stories. Although my works are intended for children, adults enjoy reading them also. Here is a list of my stories; •Tales of the Extraordinary •Fizzy Cherry Cola •The Witches •Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World •HARRY ROTTER •Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous •Stewed Rhymes •The Tales of Beetle About •Children’s Stories from the Viewpoint of a Slug •My CRAZYMAD Poems •Horrible Horace •The Fog •A Christmas Fairytale •Aliens landed in Ballykilduff •Tales of Childhood (volume one) •Tales of Childhood (volume two) •A Christmas Carol Betwixt •Bolf (A Troll whose idea of a having good time is eating empty cigarette packets) •The Three Faerie Sisters •God, dog and Beelzebub (What on earth might that be about?) •Greengrocer Jack and the Talking Cabbages. •Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU (A magical adventure series) Furthermore, unlike Dahl, Rowling, Shan, Landy and many more authors, my eBooks are completely and utterly FREE. Se ya.

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