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    Joe's First Time
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    Joe's First Time

    By Chris Lundy

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    About this ebook

    "Joe" tries a phone sex hotline for the first time. Like most people's first sexual experience, it is an awkward failure.

    A short story of 1,500 words, with tons of free samples at the end.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChris Lundy
    Release dateFeb 13, 2014
    ISBN9781310896866
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    Joe's First Time
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    Chris Lundy

    Hi,Thanks for taking a few minutes away from reality with me.You'll find a variety of stories here, from literary fiction to pure imagination.Sometimes I'm silly. Sometimes I go to very dark places. Come along for the ride.Be an enabler and support my writing habit by buying shirts and bumper stickers: http://www.zazzle.com/verylittleknowledgeI also share writing tips on my blog, WhatILearnedByWriting.com.Have fun,~Chris

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