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    The World's Worst Joke Book
    The World's Worst Joke Book
    The World's Worst Joke Book
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    The World's Worst Joke Book

    By TONY NASH

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    So you want to be a stand-up comedian? Well, here it is, folks. With the jokes you find in this little book you can be guaranteed far more rotten eggs than accolades. You might get away with it with the family, but not in public!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTony Nash
    Release dateFeb 19, 2014
    ISBN9781310264801
    The World's Worst Joke Book
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    TONY NASH

    Tony Nash is the author of over thirty detective, historical and war novels. He began his career as a navigator in the Royal Air Force, later re-training at Bletchley Park to become an electronic spy, intercepting Russian and East German agent transmissions, during which time he studied many languages and achieved a BA Honours Degree from London University. Diverse occupations followed: Head of Modern Languages in a large comprehensive school, ocean yacht skipper, deep sea fisher, fly tyer, antique dealer, bespoke furniture maker, restorer and French polisher, professional deer stalker and creative writer.

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      The World's Worst Joke Book - TONY NASH

      THE WORLD’S WORST JOKE BOOK

      TONY NASH

      Copyright Tony Nash © 2014

      Published by Tony Nash at Smashwords

      Other works by this author:

      The DCI Tony Dyce thrillers:

      Murder by Proxy

      Murder on the Back Burner

      Murder on the Chess Board

      Murder on the High ‘C’

      Murder on Tiptoes

      The John Hunter trilogy:

      Carve Up

      Single to Infinity

      The Most Unkindest Cut

      The Devil Deals Death – (A Black Magic Thriller)

      Tripled Exposure

      The Makepeace Manifesto

      The Last Laugh

      Or A Handful of Dust

      So you want to be a stand-up comedian, huh? These routines will guarantee that you get far more rotten eggs than accolades. Have fun.

      I met my friend Ollie on the way here. He’s a great lad, but a bit short on the uptake. I can’t say he’s thick, but an empty rain barrel has a higher IQ.

      He’s so bloody mean too. If he does get married he’ll go on his honeymoon alone.

      He’s never been any good with the other sex, either, and he’s been trying to lose his virginity for years. He took an alarm clock to bed with him because someone told him it was fast.

      He’s always got girls running through his mind. Well – they daren’t walk!

      Recently I saw him with a girl I knew well. I told him, ‘You can’t go with that girl – she’s cheap.’

      ‘She’s not!’

      ‘She is,’ I told him. ‘When I had her I paid a pound and got ninety-five pence change.

      You do know she suffers from bulimia, don’t you?’

      ‘Well, that’s not so bad.’

      ‘It is if it’s spelt with two Ls!’

      She had three meals a day – three down, three up.

      Thin? She made him a necktie out of one of her old dresses, then made a dress

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