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    Alphabet Food Distortion
    Alphabet Food Distortion
    Alphabet Food Distortion
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    Alphabet Food Distortion

    By Wetdryvac

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    The body of this book is color picture formatted. If your device can't read in color, this book isn't for you.A non-children's book - though if your child is resilient, feel free to share it with them. Built of doggerel and art, ranging from war to cheerful verse, the quick poetic structure herein pokes subjects often unaddressed.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWetdryvac
    Release dateFeb 25, 2014
    ISBN9781311914729
    Alphabet Food Distortion
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    Wetdryvac

    Wetdryvac: A non-gendered mechanical contrivance designed specifically for interactions with humans driven by preconception, with the thus-far successful goal of rendering such preconceptions wompsie-sideways. Currently operating out of New England, wetdryvac.net, and similarly friendly locales.

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