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    Q3: Quips, Quotes & Quirks
    Q3: Quips, Quotes & Quirks
    Q3: Quips, Quotes & Quirks
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    Q3: Quips, Quotes & Quirks

    By Alexi Paulina

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    A book of weird wit and wacky wisdom, this collection of pithy and profound pronouncements will entertain and enlighten readers. These original insights and offbeat observations will have you laughing out loud, nodding your head, and pausing with wonder – sometimes simultaneously. It's a great gift for anyone who loves humor and quotes.

    This collection of knowledge and humor is like nothing you have seen before. All entries in the book are original creations; the author did not read or hear them from other sources prior to creating them. To keep the reading experience lively, wit is interspersed with wisdom. Categories include Life, Romance, Work, Creativity, Unusualness, Personality, Food and Fitness, Travel and Weather, Spirit and Science, and Woo-Woo Wit.

    This is a book you will want to read more than once, delving back into its pages anytime you need to raise your spirits.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlexi Paulina
    Release dateApr 2, 2013
    ISBN9781301576432
    Q3: Quips, Quotes & Quirks
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    Alexi Paulina

    Alexi Paulina is a writer, editor, songwriter, singer, and speaker who has studied personal growth, health, and metaphysics all her life. Her early interest in science and spirituality led to a lifelong investigation of the nature of reality and fascination with moving beyond the limits of conventional beliefs. Alexi gives presentations on personal transformation and shifting consciousness. Alexi's ebooks do not require an ebook reader and can be read on any computer or mobile device (as well as any ebook reader). For computers, choose the EPUB or PDF format. The EPUB format is much nicer and includes the front cover and table of contents. If you don't have the Adobe Digital Editions software that enables you to read EPUB files, download it for free at http://www.adobe.com/products/digital-editions/download.html.

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      Book preview

      Q3 - Alexi Paulina

      Q3:

      Quips, Quotes & Quirks

      A Book of Weird Wit and Wacky Wisdom

      Alexi Paulina

      Q3: Quips, Quotes & Quirks

      Alexi Paulina

      Copyright 2013 by Alexi Paulina, All Rights Reserved

      Smashwords Edition

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only and may not be resold or given to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase a copy for each recipient. If you are reading this book and did not buy it, or it was not bought for your use only, please purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the work of this author.

      Alexi Paulina: http://newbeyond.com

      The author of this book does not prescribe the use of any treatment for physical, psychological, financial, or existential problems. The intent of the author is only to offer information of an unconventional nature to help you in your quest for personal growth. If you choose to use any information in this book for yourself, may God (Spirit, Source, or All That Is) help you!

      Cover photo by Flying Pete

      Cover design by Leanne M Williams, http://diamondlightlmw.com

      Summary

      A book of weird wit and wacky wisdom, this collection of pithy and profound pronouncements will entertain and enlighten readers. These original insights and offbeat observations will have you laughing out loud, nodding your head, and pausing with wonder – sometimes simultaneously. It's a great gift for anyone who loves humor and quotes.

      ~~~

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      Introduction

      I have a habit of coming up with pithy one-liners and potentially profound pronouncements and recording them for future use. My collection of random remarks has proliferated alarmingly, to the point that I would not be able to find a place for all of them in my published works. I created this little book to share these ideas for the amusement and illumination of others.

      All entries in this book are original creations; I did not read or hear them from other sources prior to authoring them. A number of the insights I documented years ago now seem obvious to me, but they weren't so apparent when I first wrote them. Some of these ideas may have been expressed by others in similar ways, but they came to me purely.

      Read this book with a light heart, an open mind, and an active sense of humor. Some things I've written may be off-putting to certain people and confusing to others. This is not my intention, but neither is it my intention to limit myself to someone else's idea of what is acceptable.

      It is my wish that this book bring you moments of wonder, joy, and laughter.

      ~~~

      Chapter 1: Life

      Life is just a board game.

      None of us has all the answers; we still are figuring out the questions.

      Authenticity is the new authority.

      The most profound insights seem obvious once they are pointed out.

      You can truly make a choice only when you recognize that other choices are available.

      The greatest regrets in life are not the things you have done that didn't turn out well. The greatest regrets are the things you wanted to do but lacked the courage, energy, or self-confidence to pursue.

      The value of a life is not measured by its length, but by its richness.

      You don't reach the end of a journey except by going on it.

      The last thing to go in life is not the sense of hearing; it's the sense of humor. When you lose that, it's over!

      Practice reckless optimism and nonsensical anticipation.

      That made my day before it even started!

      None of us truly thinks outside the box; we just have differently shaped boxes.

      I don't much care what other people do, as long as they don't do it in the street and block traffic.

      Most people's failures in life occurred because they thought of something ridiculous and didn't stick with it.

      Those that take few risks are more likely to survive, but less likely to excel.

      Don't throw out the dishes with the rinse water. (An expression I coined to keep so many infants from being flung onto lawns.)

      Don't take life too seriously. In most cases, the worst that will happen is you'll end up with a good anecdote.

      In life there are no wrong turns, only detours.

      When your back is against the wall, it's a good indication that you need to get out of the corner.

      In physical life, there is a balance between fear of the unknown and curiosity about the unknown. When the curiosity outweighs the fear, we choose the new path.

      There is a difference between being off track and blazing a trail.

      One of the dangers of

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