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    A Dork Named Dodson: Dirty Work
    A Dork Named Dodson: Dirty Work
    A Dork Named Dodson: Dirty Work
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    A Dork Named Dodson: Dirty Work

    By Hector Bean

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    He's scrawny. He's got huge glasses. He's bad at sports. He's Dodson, and he's a great big dork. But somehow he always seems to get into zany situations with his best friend Squishy. Join him this time as he and Squishy learn the value (and occasional terror) of a job well done. Kids of all ages will love Dodson's third journal entry, which includes lots of fun pictures to go with the story.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHector Bean
    Release dateMar 20, 2014
    ISBN9781311526755
    A Dork Named Dodson: Dirty Work
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    Hector Bean

    Hector Bean vehemently denies that his book series "A Dork Named Dodson" is based off of his own life, despite the fact that he wears enormous black-rimmed glasses and is a very large dork. When he isn't writing he enjoys going on walks to the mailbox and watching Star Trek: Voyager while eating chicken-fried steak.

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      A Dork Named Dodson - Hector Bean

      A Dork Named Dodson:

      Dirty Work

      By Hector Bean

      Published at Smashwords

      Copyright 2014 by Hector Bean

      *****

      Hello there.  In case you haven’t read my diary--I mean, journal--before, my name is Dodson.  And while I kind of hate to admit it sometimes, I’m a great big dork.  A dork, a nerd, a dweeb, whatever you want to call it.  It means that I’m really smart, but I’m not too popular at school or very good at sports and stuff.  I’d much rather watch old Star Trek episodes than watch football.  I’d much rather do my homework than go to the mall with the other kids after school.  But that’s just who I am, and I’ve come to accept that.

      I’ve got a best friend named Squishy who’s a lot like me, and I started this journal because it seems that a lot of zany and interesting stuff happens to us.  We might be dorks, but our lives are anything but boring!  Though sometimes things can certainly get a bit rough.  And boy howdy, you can’t even imagine the weekend we just went through.  I’ll tell you about it now, but be warned:  There are terrors near the end of this journal entry that Squishy and I had never even imagined!  Things so terrible that those with a weak constitution should not continue past chapter four!  So here we go.

      Chapter 1

      The Glorious Goal

      To everyone else, it seemed like an ordinary school day.  The sun was shining outside, the teacher was talking, and everyone was scratching away at the notes on their desks.  Just a usual Friday afternoon.  But for me and Squishy, it was torture.

      We sat there, drumming our fingers on our desks, tapping our feet nervously, staring at the clock with a quiet intensity.  Sweat dripped from our foreheads as we watched the second hand tick slowly...slowly...slowly toward the ‘12’ at the top of the clock.  We had been waiting for 3:00 to come around all day, but now that it was only a minute away

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