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    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3
    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3
    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3
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    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3

    By Marcus Albey

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    The 3rd installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarcus Albey
    Release dateMar 23, 2014
    ISBN9781311876676
    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3
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      40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3 - Marcus Albey

      40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes: Vol. 3

      By The Joke Man

      Smashwords Edition

      ******

      Published by:

      The Joke Man on Smashwords

      40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes: Vol. 3

      Copyright © 2014 by The Joke Man

      1. A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?

      The husband replied, All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.

      Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, What are you thinking now?

      He replied, It looks as if I did a pretty good job.

      2. A guy walks into a bar, and behind the bar is a sign that says, Hand Job - $10 Cheese Sandwich - $2.

      The guy says to the bartender, Excuse me, Miss, but are you the lady that gives the handjobs?

      She says, Yes, I am.

      The guy then says, Well then, wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich.

      3. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.

      She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?

      A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, Here, iron this!.

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