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    Three Heads
    Three Heads
    Three Heads
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    Three Heads

    By Rob Einsle

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    Ride through an electric adventure of hip, postmodern discovery in the American southwest as Frank Bergman, professional thrill-seeker and consumer of narcotics, explores the vices that make us human. Rob Einsle's debut novel punishes the delicate craft of the Beat Generation by blending surrealism with mercilessly employed hard rhymes, em dashes, horrendous cliches, and random, cut-up words from a thesaurus to deliver a tale of greed, self-discovery, sex, friendship, drugs and murder.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateFeb 5, 2014
    ISBN9781311303097
    Three Heads
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    Rob Einsle

    This offspring of Bavarians emerged into world in Allentown, PA sometime near the end of the twentieth century. Lucky for him, his father got canned at Bethlehem Steel. That sent the family west where Rob grew into a man. Everyone grows into a man in the west, so he did too. After sleeping through high school, Rob magically convinced some confused fool to allow him into a real university. The "magic" was a knack for the usage of a thesaurus. Some how Rob actually graduated from the prestigious football school (oxymoron, perhaps), but he has not quit practicing his "magic". That old thesaurus is well-worn as he relentlessly pumps out classic terribly pompous grandiloquent sesquipedalian tripe that rookies spew. A dictionary has better character development and plot than he can muster, but that doesn't stop him from pecking out these stories for you, dear reader.

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