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    Society of Heroes with Indeterminate Talent
    Society of Heroes with Indeterminate Talent
    Society of Heroes with Indeterminate Talent
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    Society of Heroes with Indeterminate Talent

    By Sebastian H. Alive

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    In a secret location located somewhere secret an open audition is taking place. Casting sessions for superhero hopefuls applying for the ‘have-a-go-hero’ program organised by the top-secret government backed agency, S.H.I.T. Wannabe superheroes from all over the country arrive who want to make a difference and fight against crime on the streets of London. Heroes like...

    ...Metal Man with his ability to form paperclips at will from his hands...
    ... Sunscreen who is just ginger but possesses ginger rage which is a violence only a ginger can possess...
    ... Birdman with his mastery over pigeons, the most confused and useless animal in the bird kingdom...
    ... Captain Quantum with his power to teleport one foot squared in any direction at any time...
    ... Professor Neuron with the parapsychic power to read his own mind...
    ... Goatsrider with his unhealthy cross-species relationship with his two goats which he claims is consensual...
    ...The Fanspastic Four who all have a form of mental retardation...
    ...Almost Bulletproof who is bulletproof to every second bullet...
    ... Inanimate man who suffers from motor neurone disease and cannot move from the neck down and is pushed around on a sack barrow by his mother, Ethel...

    Supervised by Agent One and Agent Two these unique individuals form an unlikely and unorthodox crime fighting unit with one goal which is to make the streets of London safe again.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSebastian H. Alive
    Release dateApr 2, 2014
    ISBN9781311771698
    Society of Heroes with Indeterminate Talent
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    Sebastian H. Alive

    Sebastian H. Alive is a Purchasing Manager by day, controlling and manipulating the world’s economy while brainwashing the gullible masses. By evening he is father to two demonic minions that the devil is too embarrassed to be associated with and by night he writes stories.

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