The Last of the Neanderthals
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The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.
Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.
With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.
But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....
Jonathan Pidduck
Jonathan lives in Ramsgate, Kent. He is married, with 4 children. His humorous fantasy books include the Original Halfshaft Chronicles (Slave-Girls and Amazons, Cave-Trolls and Amazons and The Halfshaft Games) and the Further Chronicles of Halfshaft: (Warlocks and Amazons; The Actress, the Witch and the Amazon; and The Wizard and the Amazon). His humorous horror titles include the Wedding Feast Trilogy (The Wedding Feast, Tethered and The Last of the Neanderthals) along with Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie. Other titles include The Craving and The English Refugee. Slave-Girls has previoulsy ranked higher than Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale in the Amazon Contemporary Fantasy charts and the above books have now had well over 60,000 downloads between them. The Wedding Feast has been published in paperback in Turkey and as an ebook in Italian.
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