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The Identity Thief
The Identity Thief
The Identity Thief
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The Identity Thief

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X is an identity thief extraordinaire who steals the identity of the worst possible person! He soon becomes a fugitive, hunted by every intelligence agency in the world. The international adventures of this sardonic and amoral anti-hero combine the irony of The Third Man with the fast-paced thrills of The Bourne Identity.

To survive, X must use his talent for deceit and his chameleon-like ability to adopt one persona after another, as his predicament becomes steadily more harrowing and the stakes mount.

A former writer for the satirical tabloid The Weekly World News, C. Michael Forsyth peppers The Identity Thief with sly humor and delicious twists. His acclaimed novel Hour of the Beast was hailed by Horror Fiction Review as a “fast-paced, rip-snorting, action-packed, sexy college romp.” Critics called his epic romantic adventure The Blood of Titans “an engrossing and well-crafted tale.”

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The Identity Thief
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C. Michael Forsyth

C. Michael Forsyth is a graduate of Yale College. He is the author of the critically acclaimed novel Hour of the Beast and the children’s book Brothers. He is a former writer for Weekly World News.

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    The Identity Thief features an oddly likeable antihero—X an identity thief looking for a big score. If you take this character outside of the world of fiction, he would be a despicable person. Someone who assumes the identity of someone else and bilks them of their money. X does have a certain Robin Hood quality about him, looking for those who deserve it, in his mind. He gets in well over his head when he tries to take on the identity of a Middle Eastern playboy who turns out to be a terrorist. X then becomes a pawn of a shadow government agency who wants to use his skills to continue assuming the role of the terrorist he’s playing and to steal the funds of a major terrorist threat.As I mentioned earlier, X is a fun and enjoyable character. He certainly has his warts, but he has enough personality to get you to root for him. Nothing comes easily for him and he gets himself into really difficult predicaments that he has to use his cunning and ingenuity to get himself out of. It was fun to see him dig himself out of one hole after another. My only real complaint was that there were some spots that stretched believability. I listened to the audio version of the book. The author narrates the book, and gives a top notch performance that enhanced my enjoyment of this novel. This is an excellent book that I highly recommend reading.Carl Alves - author of Conjesero

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The Identity Thief - C. Michael Forsyth

THE IDENTITY THIEF

By C. Michael Forsyth

Smashwords Edition

Copyright 2013 C. Michael Forsyth

All rights reserved.

No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without permission in writing from the publisher except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review.

The characters and events in this book are fictitious.

Any similarity to persons living or dead is coincidental.

Published by Freedom's Hammer

Greenville, S.C.

ISBN 978-0-9884780-2-2

Library of Congress Control Number:

2013950598

Cover art by Mshindo I.

Proofread by Martha Moffett.

Book design and layout by URAEUS.

Ebook formatting by www.ebooklaunch.com

TABLE OF CONTENTS

DEDICATION

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Chapter 1 - ON THE JOB

Chapter 2 - THE MARK

Chapter 3 - THE SETUP

Chapter 4 - THE PLAYBOY

Chapter 5 - THE GAME

Chapter 6 - NO HAPPY ENDING?

Chapter 7 - ON THE LAM

Chapter 8 - THE DEN OF INIQUITY

Chapter 9 - NOTES FROM UNDERGROUND

Chapter 10 - WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS

Chapter 11 - RENDITION

Chapter 12 - I AM ALI NAZEER!

Chapter 13 - THE SECRET COMMITTEE

Chapter 14 - WELCOME TO THE TEAM

Chapter 15 - THE GREAT ESCAPE

Chapter 16 - ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Chapter 17 - THE FORGOTTEN WAY

Chapter 18 - PARANOIA

Chapter 19 - DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

Chapter 20 - IN-LAW TROUBLES

Chapter 21 - BETRAYAL

Chapter 22 - THE STING

Chapter 23 - CASABLANCA

Chapter 24 - REQUIUM FOR A BELOVED ROGUE

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

DEDICATION

This book is dedicated to my father,

Chiron William Forsyth,

who taught me right from wrong.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

I thank my wife Kaye for her unwavering support and my partners in crime Jordan Auslander, Jennie Franklin and John Stevens for their invaluable input. A story in the Las Vegas Sun News about the homeless denizens of the sewers beneath Sin City spared me from having to make a trip down there, and descriptions of the Khyber Pass in Steven E. Wilson's wonderful book Winter in Kandahar were equally helpful. Interviews with security experts from LifeLock provided cutting-edge information on the ploys of identity thieves - some of which will doubtless be old hat by the time you read these words!

Chapter 1

ON THE JOB

Looking at X, one would be hard-pressed to pinpoint his ethnicity. Olive-skinned with prominent cheekbones and thick, close-cropped hair the hue of a raven's feathers, he could be, one might argue with equal conviction, Greek, Italian, Turkish, Arabic, Hispanic or Indian (either the dot or feather kind, as a former associate once jocularly put it).

The fact that he was fluent in six languages and could convincingly fake accents of a dozen others—not to mention his mastery of a slew of regional American dialects—served him well in his vocation. Which was, of course, identity theft.

Today, X happened to be Jewish and today his name happened to be Arnold Feinberg of Great Neck, Long Island.

Dressed in a crisply pressed gray business suit, he sat in the local branch of the First Federated Bank across from an assistant manager, a lean brunette with the even features and wrinkled visage of an over-the-hill beauty queen.

Your electronic transfer cleared last night, Mr. Feinberg, she told him and gestured toward a desk where a bald co-worker was busily stamping documents. The check is printing out over there.

X never liked this part. The process by which information was beamed to a printer and churned out seemed interminable. Although logic dictated that it must travel at close to the speed of light, the data seemed to hover in limbo for an unnervingly long time.

Quite unwillingly, he would find himself vividly imagining FBI agents bursting through skylights, rappelling down walls from all directions and piling on him like linebackers. But he feigned nonchalance and smiled patiently.

I'm in no hurry, he assured her in a cultured New York accent with just a hint of a Brooklyn pedigree. It was a dialect X had mastered—exquisitely, he thought with considerable pride. "The next item on the agenda is shoe-shopping with the little woman, so time is not of the essence."

At last the check printed out, the figure $168,017.03 standing out in a crisp, elegant font. No G-men came crashing through the skylight. He was not tackled, handcuffed or ordered to spread 'em.

We'll certainly miss having you as a customer, Mr. Feinberg, the assistant manager said as she slid a document across the desk toward him. She sounded oddly sincere, although they'd met for the first time today. Just sign here and here and we'll close the account, as you requested.

Thank you, he replied. After he signed Feinberg's name, he stood and turned to go.

Just a minute, the assistant manager said.

X turned slowly.

The woman looked about furtively. X could not be sure exactly at whom; it was someone behind him. He was, however, quite sure that out of the corner of his eye, he could see a younger woman at a nearby desk meet her eyes and give a knowing nod.

I need you to accompany me to my office for a moment, she said, now wearing a blank, unreadable expression.

X looked at his Cartier watch, as if time suddenly were of the essence.

As a matter of fact, I really do have to go ... he began lamely.

This will only take a minute, she said, pleasantly but authoritatively, still wearing the poker face. I promise.

X glanced longingly at the large glass doors, gauging how quickly he could sprint to them. A burly security guard with biceps like The Rock's stood at the exit and now turned to face him.

Fine, then, he said, turning a shade pale. She stood, and led him through a maze of desks. One co-worker looked up at X and seemed to scrutinize him; two others he caught hastily looking away.

As they approached the back office, X could feel his heart beginning to pound so hard he thought that it surely must be audible. The walls weren't glass; the door was good, old-fashioned oak. You couldn't see who or what was behind it.

Was this woman even a real bank employee? Her frozen helmet-hair suddenly reminded him of an undercover officer who once nearly snared him.

I really, I really ... he muttered as they reached the door, and tried to turn back. Her hand gripped his forearm and stopped him in his tracks. Wearing what was now plainly an artificial smile, she opened the door and more or less pushed him through.

The room was empty, save for a shelf full of assorted giraffe-themed knickknacks and a photo of the bank employee at the Grand Canyon with two teenage boys and an older man sporting a receding hairline. The assistant manager went to her desk, reached into a tray and plucked out a business card.

She took a pen and began to scribble on the back.

I just wanted to be sure that you have this, she said, handing him the card.

He glanced at the front. Leslie Middleton, Assistant Manager, First Federated Bank. She'd given her name before and he'd promptly forgotten it. He flipped the card over and saw a cell phone number accompanied by the words Call me! And a smiley face.

When he looked up she was blushing profusely.

If you need anything, be sure to contact me, she said with a coy smile.

I'll definitely do that if something ... comes up, he replied warmly.

As he turned to go, his heart rate returning to normal, he noticed the jar of lollipops on her desk.

May I?

Help yourself.

He dipped his hand into the jar and plucked out a lemon-flavored lollipop. Lemon had always been his favorite.

Chapter 2

THE MARK

Swiping Feinberg's identity had been monumentally easy. The real Feinberg, a rising exec at an advertising firm, had applied for a mortgage online and was blitzed by offers from numerous banks and brokers. What he had no way of knowing was that one company, Worldwide Bank, was bogus and its Web site existed solely as a device for collecting personal data from unsuspecting customers.

Feinberg had to provide his mother's maiden name, his date and place of birth, and his Social Security number. He also set up a password, which was Amber. (This, incidentally, was not his wife's name, nor his daughter's. Perhaps it was a former paramour for whom he still carried a flame.) In any event, Feinberg made the lazy, all-too-common error of choosing the same password he'd used for all his personal accounts. Plus he provided the numbers of all his savings, checking, money market and brokerage accounts.

Feinberg had received an apologetic email stating that he'd been turned down for the loan, a minor blow to his ego, but no real inconvenience since he had plenty of other banks to choose from. Within a couple of days, he'd forgotten he ever heard of Worldwide Bank. But by then, of course, all the raw material needed to fabricate Feinberg's doppelganger had been obtained.

Taking the Long Island Railroad back to Manhattan that afternoon, X congratulated himself on a job well done and phoned ahead to Samantha, his partner in crime and erstwhile girlfriend.

Any hitches? she asked.

Smooth as a baby's bottom, he assured her, while perusing Bloomberg on his iPad to see how their stateside investments were performing.

Hurry back. I've got a surprise for you.

X frowned. He did not like surprises. Indeed, he preferred events to unfold like clockwork according to a meticulously conceived plan of his own design.

Knowing this preference all too well, Samantha hurriedly added, It's good news. You won't believe what our Homeland Security -

Sounds like pillow talk, Sam, he broke in.

Pillow talk was their codeword for a topic that should not be discussed over the phone and almost exclusively referred to a criminal enterprise.

Okay, okay. Get your ass home quick. I'm getting wet just thinking about this thing.

X grinned, pleased by the dueling promises of a major score and afternoon delight. Returning to his iPad, he thought Life is good.

Mind you, X did not think of himself as an identity thief. Indeed, he bristled at the term--sometimes making the point that a person's identity cannot be stolen.

Why, it makes about as much sense to speak about stealing a soul, he once observed. He would instead refer to borrowing the identities of his marks, a term he preferred to victim. Among his cohorts, he described himself as a professional imposter and took tremendous pride in his chameleon-like ability to alter his appearance and speech patterns.

An imposter, X lectured Samantha on more than one occasion when waxing philosophical, practices the highest level of acting. The performance has to be absolutely flawless, because the penalty for failure isn't a bad review, it's a stint in Attica. He sometimes spoke of his craft with a kind of reverence one might expect from a long-in-the-tooth member of the Barrymore clan rattling on about the theater.

Of course, X boasted no such impressive lineage. He could be maddeningly cagey when discussing his past with his accomplices. His place of birth, true name and ethnic background were details he never divulged. But, while spooning in the blissful afterglow of his first roll in the hay with Samantha three years ago, he once revealed this much: His immigrant mother had worked as a maid for a series of rich families, and on not one but two occasions she'd been taken advantage of—once in a pantry, once on a freshly mopped kitchen floor.

So he felt he was striking a blow for all those who cleaned the toilets of the hoi polloi, the little people who drive their limousines and trim their hedges, as he put it. Because he limited his practice to targets who boasted a net worth in excess of $500,000, he felt that he was redistributing wealth.

We're like Robin Hood and his Merry Men, he once declared, when trying to persuade a reluctant geek in a computer repair department into turning over a disk bearing a copy of a certain celebrity's My Documents file.

X resided in a loft in lower Manhattan leased to Mel Gallo, a name X rather fancied. There existed, as one might guess, a real Mel Gallo, who had been unfortunate enough to pass X in a crowded New Jersey restaurant 11 months earlier. This fellow patron's wallet contained several RFID-enabled credit cards and a Veteran's Administration ID card. A radio frequency identification chip on these cards allows data such as the bank name and account number—and the vet's Social Security number—to be read a short distance away.

This makes transactions smoother than with cards that rely on magnetic strips. It also allowed the identity thief's handy-dandy little scanner to pick up the information four feet away from the real Mel Gallo.

Honestly, it was little more than an updated form of good old-fashioned shoulder-surfing--standings next to an old lady at a checkout line and memorizing her name, address, and bank information as she scribbled out a check (to the annoyance of the growing line behind her). But X found this much more dignified and hoped to get a good deal of mileage from the little gizmo before more people wised up and turned to the new, electronically shielded wallets.

The apartment was on the fifth floor, accessed by an old-fashioned elevator that rattled unnervingly as it crawled up. But X, who was a bit claustrophobic, preferred to trot up the stairwell, eerily lit though it was.

Their digs were far from luxurious, surprisingly Spartan one might even say, because they were prepared to skip town at a moment's notice; bags were packed in a closet. A genuine Miro obtained a year earlier in an auction-house scam was one of their few extravagances, along with a few choice pieces of antique furniture.

No, rather than invest in pricey furnishings, designer clothes or luxury autos, they stashed most of their funds in the Cayman Islands, while rolling the dice with some small change on Wall Street. One associate of X's, a retired flimflam man in his late 80s, scolded him that this frugal approach was folly.

Spend it while you've got it, the wizened old Irishman advised between puffs on a cigar. That way, if you end up in jail, at least you'll have memories of having lived like a king.

But X had no more intention of winding up in prison than becoming Emperor of Japan. He was, so he thought, far cleverer than any lawman.

As soon as he opened the door, Samantha, blond and voluptuous to the verge of being pleasantly plump, rolled away from the computer where she did the majority of her work, hopped off the swivel chair and wrapped her fleshy arms around him.

Where have you been?

The trains were slow.

She sniffed his collar.

You didn't stop off at some old girlfriend's, did you?

He sighed. Yes, I confess. Jessica Alba and I spent 20 minutes knocking boots. And I have to say, she's not all she's cracked up to be. So a three-way is out.

She smacked his shoulder with mock anger and they kissed.

When not accusing her partner of infidelity, Samantha had the perky manner of a morning news personality. She projected sufficient warmth to easily convince people to surrender the most personal information over the phone. When she called potential targets posing as a representative of the IRS and said, I have to verify to whom I'm speaking. What is your Social Security number? they'd typically comply without hesitation.

Although her flair for dialects was by no means as impressive as X's, she could pull off regional accents well enough to sound like your next-door neighbor, whether she was calling Boston or Mississippi. Even when she posed as a debt collector, homeowners would readily spill their entrails. When talking to a man, her voice would become so sweet even the gruffest old curmudgeon would melt.

Apart from phone work, Samantha spent most of her time at the computer, creating impeccable dummy Web pages, and deluging the Internet with emails sent to potential marks—phishing as it was dubbed by authorities.

Perhaps due in part to her sedentary job, she was 15 pounds overweight and insecure about it. She tended to become hysterical if X eyed the legs of a pretty girl on the street. She once pouted for a day when he opined that J.Lo had a nice butt, as if this were somehow a veiled commentary on her own derriere.

Yet—and X would never admit this to a soul—there came a certain security in having a woman that not every young stud was banging down doors to bang.

Okay, okay, X demanded. What's got you so fired up you blab over the phone like some kind of newbie.

Take a look at this, she said, eagerly leading him to the computer terminal. You'll never believe who we hooked in the Homeland Security hustle.

Many low-level identity thieves relied on dumpster diving: retrieving documents that victims had failed to shred, such as bank statements, preapproved credit card applications and deposit slips. Although this remained a staple of their trade, X and Samantha used far more sophisticated techniques for gathering information. And they typically kept their hands clean, employing a trio of underlings—interns, X called them fondly.

One intern's duty was to make dental appointments around town and sit in the waiting room innocently tweeting and answering emails. While doing so, he would sniff for a poorly secured network; medical offices rarely had much security. Once the office computers were accessed, a treasure trove of patient Social Security numbers, addresses and other information was ripe for the taking. X often used the info to file tax returns in the patient's name, collecting an average $6,000 a pop on refunds from Uncle Sam.

Another intern's assignment was to hang out at the big bookstores and wait for some poor soul to log onto the free WiFi on what marks believed to be the store's network. They were, of course, on X's lookalike network, and those who used the time to pay bills online later found their accounts drained dry.

One very fruitful scam was to send out en masse (sometimes as many as 300,000 in one wave) emails ostensibly from the mark's bank, warning that there had been a security breach and asking for verification of personal bank account information. A hyperlink imbedded in the email, when clicked upon, whisked the victim to what appeared to be the bank's Web site. The spoofed sites, as they were called in the trade, looked entirely authentic because Samantha loaded them with official-looking logos ripped off from the real bank's Web site.

In a lucrative variation of this scheme, Samantha would phone, claiming to be from the state superior court, politely but firmly warning people that they'd shirked jury duty. To avoid fine or arrest for contempt of court, the marks must cooperate by immediately turning over personal information such as their Social Security number.

In one of X's most lucrative operations, he ripped off the identities of inmates whom he contacted under the guise of a lawyer working pro bono on their court cases. Through correspondence, he gleaned enough personal data to apply for student loans using the inmates' identities. X assumed more than 50 aliases to rake in about $250,000 in federal student grants and loans over a three-year period.

In the opinion of X, this particular operation was a victimless crime. At the most he had sullied the reputation of murderers, rapists and other criminals who could hardly be too concerned about their good names.

But it was the follow-up hustle that really filled him with self-admiration. A paid-off clerk at the FBI fingerprint office intercepted a request for one of the inmates' fingerprints. He substituted X's prints, which Samantha had emailed to him in a PDF file. The switched prints, along with a few forged documents, helped X to assume the identity of the criminal. He walked right into a court building and waltzed out with $90,000 in assets the authorities couldn't prove the guy had embezzled and had intended to return.

This, X preached to his crew, was poetic justice.

In their latest gambit, initiated just last week, about 3,000 emails had been sent to resident aliens from Muslim nations, as well as to visitors who'd recently had their visas approved. A sternly worded letter ostensibly from the Department of Homeland Security warned them that they were being investigated for possible links to Al-Qaeda. They were directed to a Web site where they were asked to provide detailed information about their assets, financial transactions, charitable donations, etc.

Have I got a live one for you, Samantha declared, gleefully steering him toward the computer screen. Her voice was giddy and her face was flushed. Getting Samantha to achieve orgasm in bed was an exhausting chore but the intense thrill she got from larceny was almost scary. She pointed triumphantly to the screen as a name materialized.

Ali Nazeer, she read. "He's a filthy rich Kuwaiti playboy who visits the States once in a blue moon. When he does, he blows through money like there's no tomorrow. Luxury cars, yachts, jewelry

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