Wow! GIFT: Celebrations for the Successes of Life
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With lists and fun stories, Wow! is a pick-me-up even for those who aren't down
Martha Bolton
Martha Bolton was the first woman staff writer for Bob Hope, helping to write his television shows, personal appearances, and military shows for approximately fifteen years. She is an Emmy-nominated writer and author of eighty-eight books of humor and inspiration. She has received nominations for a Dove Award, WGA Award, and a Golden Scroll Merit Award for Fiction.
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Wow! GIFT - Martha Bolton
Our purpose at Howard Publishing is to:
Increase faith in the hearts of growing Christians
Inspire holiness in the lives of believers
Instill hope in the hearts of struggling people everywhere Because He’s coming again!
Wow! © 2006 by Martha Bolton
All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America
Published by Howard Publishing Co., Inc.
3117 North Seventh Street, West Monroe, LA 71291-2227
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Edited by Between the Lines
Interior design by Stephanie D. Walker and Tennille Paden
Illustrations by Rex Bohn
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Wow! : humor for the lighter side of life / [compiled by] Martha Bolton.
p. cm.—(The exclamation series)
ISBN 1-58229-478-X
eISBN-13: 978-1-4391-2482-6
ISBN-13: 978-1-5822-9478-0
1. Quotations, English. 2. Wit and humor. I. Bolton, Martha, 1951-II. Series.
PN6084.H8W69 2005
082′.02′07—dc22
2005052571
No part of this publication may be reproduced in any form without the prior written permission of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations within critical articles and reviews.
Scripture quotations are taken from the Holy Bible, New International Version.® Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society. Used by permission of Zondervan Publishing House. All rights reserved.
Introduction: Wow!
Part 1: WOW! Moments
Wow! The Wow! of Special Moments
You Did It! The Wow! of Accomplishment
Wonderful! The Wow! of Good News
Happy Day! The Wow! of Special Days
Yahoo! The Wow! of Winning
Way to Go! The Wow! of Honors
You da Man! The Wow! of Amazing Feats
High Five! The Wow! of Success
You Made It! The Wow! of Overcoming Obstacles
Hang On! The Wow! of Perseverance
Good for You! The Wow! of Getting Up Again
Oh Me! The Wow! of Discovering Yourself
Part 2: How to Be a Wow!
Be a Wow!
Oh Boy! Wow!=Enthusiasm
I Dare You! Wow!=Daring
Picture It! Wow!=Vision
Don’t Quit! Wow!=Fortitude
Get to Work! Wow!=Sweat
Dream It! Wow!=Dreams
I’m a Believer! Wow!=Faith
All the Way! Wow!=Dedication
Be Ready! Wow!=Preparation
Tune It Out! Wow!=Selective Listening
Be You! Wow!=Self-Awareness
Focus! Wow!=Single-Mindedness
Love It! Wow!=Passion
Get Over It! Wow!=Letting Go
Be Your Best! Wow!=Building a Better Tomorrow
WOW!
Where would we be without our Wow! days? We need those special occasions and events that remind us of our significance (birthdays), our love (weddings and anniversaries), and our commitment and dedication to service (retirements, tributes, honors, and awards).
Where would the world be without the Wow! people? The people who believed when others doubted? The people who hung in there when others quit? The people who said, I know I can
when others said, I’m not even going to try.
This book is about celebrating the Wow! moments and the Wow! people in our lives. It’s about joy, validation, romance, remembering, saluting, honoring, congratulating, thanking, and giving well-earned credit where credit is due. Wow!
Part One
Wow! Moments