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    This is So Not Happening

    By Kieran Scott

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    After their long summer apart, Ally and Jake were hoping for a drama free senior year. Instead they are faced with a turn of events that threaten to tear them apart...for good.

    It turns out that Chloe is pregnant and says that Jake is the father. Hammond is pissed at his best friend, but mostly can't believe that Ally would stay with Jake. But Ally is tired of being apart from Jake and is willing to make it work. But that is easier said than done when Jake starts blowing Ally off to go to doctor's appointments with Chloe and Ally joins the school play and meets a new cute guy.

    As graduation approaches, new secrets come out and Ally realizes maybe Jake isn't the guy she thought he was. After everything they've been through can Ally and Jake get out of Orchard Hill with their relationship in tact?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster UK
    Release dateAug 30, 2012
    ISBN9780857070494
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    This is So Not Happening
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    Kieran Scott

    Kieran Scott has written more than fifty novels for children and teens, eight of which (under the pseudonym Kate Brian) have been New York Times bestsellers. She lives with her husband, two sons and one dog in New Jersey. She is also the author of Regrets Only and Wish You Were Gone. Follow her on Instagram @KieranScottAuthor.

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    • 5/5
      I read the first one 3 times and loved so I decided to read this one too and so far it’s really good.
    • 3/5
      This really wasn't one of the better books in the trilogy. I had a hard time keeping myself interested enough to actually read it. Ally is just as whiny as ever and Jake is just as clueless. I'm almost tired of reading about teen pregnancy and the twist in this one really ticked me off, and proved just how crass rich *itch teen girls can be. I commend Ally for somewhat being the bigger person in the book, and really Jake stepped up, even at the expense of his relationship, though that all came back to bite him in the butt!

      The story ended on a happy note, as most ya books do, though I would like to see if Jake and Ally actually make it work this time around.
    • 2/5
      This trilogy involved me for most of the way.

      Possible spoilers ahead.

      I liked Jake and Ally as a couple. But what became obvious was that it was okay for Jake to fool around and be a player. His behavior was bad. His attitude was bad. I thought the author would defy convention and have Ally meet up with someone decent. I was nauseated (yes, it is nauseated and not nauseous) by the need to stick with Jake. The whole interlude with Jake and Chloe was just bad. Ally at first was supportive and then just a doormat. There was nothing romantic about this. Dysfunctional is the word that comes to mind. Nothing healthy here.
    • 4/5
      I'll give this a 3.5/5.

      There wasn't a whole lot going on here besides the Jake and Chloe situation--and I felt like it was super obvious what the outcome of that was going to be before I even started the novel.

      But on the other hand, it was nice to see these somewhat petty and self-absorbed characters (Jake and Chloe) learn some major life lessons. It definitely took a while and it was often a frustratingly annoying journey but it was nice to see these characters evolve from the first novel.

      If you love juicy teenage drama, this definitely delivers!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      This was the perfect ending to such a fun trilogy! I loved it. From beginning to end, this trilogy was fun, and entertaining. I loved to see Jake and Ally's different perspectives. Anyway, this book...was AMAZING. Best one by far, thank God. I read it in a couple of hours. Great ending, great series, great book! Must read!

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