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    Jokes for all the Family
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    Jokes for all the Family

    By Harry Hilton

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    About this ebook

    Did you hear about the schoolboy who put clean socks on every day?

    By Friday he couldn’t get his shoes on.

    Prepare to have your ribs tickled, your funny bone waggled and your leg pulled with this bumper compendium of jokes for all the family. With everything from ludicrous lions to preposterous pirates, there are laughs aplenty for everyone!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSummersdale Publishers Ltd
    Release dateOct 3, 2012
    ISBN9780857658128
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