Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Unavailable
    Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland
    Unavailable
    Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland
    Unavailable
    Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland
    Ebook59 pages1 hour

    Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland

    By James N Healy

    ()

    Currently unavailable

    Currently unavailable

    About this ebook

    A hilarious collection of jokes from the pubs of Ireland. Notice hung in Harry’s the other night:‘Honest workman with corkscrew would like to hear of a widow with a pub!’ We have a wild character who comes into Harry’s. He is a young fellow named Billo with more money than he has earned, and a red face, which isn’t from sunshine. The other day he was caught gunning his Mercedes (mark the word) the wrong way down the South Mall by a garda, who asked him where he was going. ‘I’m not too sure,’ sez Billo through a kind of mist, ‘but wherever it is I must be late, ’cos everybody seems to be coming back already.’ Dinny was standing in the street the other day when an English chap came up to him and said: ‘I say old chap, could you show me the way to the nearest boozer?’Says Dinny, hopefully: ‘You’re looking at him.’

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMercier Press
    Release dateJan 1, 1999
    ISBN9781781171257
    Unavailable
    Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland
    Author

    James N Healy

    James N Healy was a writer, actor and producer and a founder-member of the Southern Theatre Group.

    Related to Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland

    Related ebooks

    Humor & Satire For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      THE DUKE OF Edinbrough Hotel

      Nov 13, 2019

      THE DUKE OF Edinbrough Hotel
      6 min read

    • Article

      Royal Mail Hotel, Booroorban

      Jan 16, 2019

      Royal Mail Hotel, Booroorban
      6 min read

    • Article

      Larrikin’s All Round

      Jul 22, 2021

      Larrikin’s All Round
      8 min read

    • Article

      A Pub At Woodstock

      Dec 23, 2021

      A Pub At Woodstock
      8 min read

    • Article

      Knocking Up A Fence

      Feb 16, 2022

      Knocking Up A Fence
      3 min read

    • Article

      Drinking With The UNDEAD

      Oct 27, 2020

      At this time of year, it’s usually wonderful running a pub, seeing the regulars crowd in for a glass of their favourite tipple and some Christmas cheer! I’ve been running The Rose and Crown in Tewin, Hertfordshire, since August 2017, with the help of

      4 min read

    • Article

      Getaway Driver

      Feb 10, 2022

      Getaway Driver
      11 min read

    • Article

      Join The Club

      Jun 15, 2022

      Join The Club
      6 min read

    • Article

      Join The Club

      Jun 15, 2022

      Join The Club
      6 min read

    • Article

      Remembering Ricky Jay

      Jun 1, 2019

      Remembering Ricky Jay
      15 min read

    • Article

      Away From The Mills

      Apr 27, 2022

      Away From The Mills
      4 min read

    • Article

      In The Spotlight: Your Writing Unreliable Narrator

      Jan 4, 2024

      We weren’t a bit surprised that we had our smallest postbag yet for the call for submissions on the theme of Unreliable Narrator, inspired by the brilliant article by Taboo co-creator Chips Hardy in the December issue. It’s a challenging theme – it’s

      5 min read

    • Article

      Last Orders

      Jul 28, 2021

      Last Orders
      5 min read

    • Article

      Dad's Best Lines

      Oct 18, 2023

      Dad's Best Lines
      4 min read

    • Article

      Black Stump Hotel, Merriwagga

      Nov 14, 2018

      Black Stump Hotel, Merriwagga
      6 min read

    • Article

      Whether In Song Or In Silence, Shane MacGowan Exuded The Very Essence Of Life

      Dec 1, 2023

      Shane MacGowan and I sat in near silence for two hours last year. We were at his home, just outside Dublin. I’d been warned by his wife, the writer Victoria Mary Clarke, that he was depressed and anxious, not really in the mood to talk. But nothing c

      4 min read

    • Article

      Michael Caine On Brexit, Boris Johnson And Big Breaks: ‘I’ve Done 150 Movies. I Think That’s Enough’

      Oct 18, 2021

      Michael Caine is 88 and walks with a stick. He has a gammy leg and a dodgy spine and reckons the only time he leaves the house these days is when his wife has the time to take him out for a drive. The other week he was sent a screenplay that had his

      8 min read

    • Article

      The Great Escape

      Dec 27, 2019

      The Great Escape
      4 min read

    • Article

      Boree Creek Hotel

      Feb 16, 2022

      Boree Creek Hotel
      4 min read

    • Article

      Show Stoppers

      Sep 19, 2019

      ONE late afternoon in August I popped into the 105th Gilsland Agricultural Show with The Media Queen and Mouse, her Scottish deerhound. Nearby Gilsland was popularised by Sir Walter Scott who arrived in 1797 in search of a wife and found one. As a re

      3 min read

    • Article

      ‘The Orchard’: Featured Fiction from David Hopen

      Nov 19, 2020

      An excerpt from a book Booklist called "a brilliantly conceived and crafted coming-of-age novel of ideas, replete with literary and philosophical references." The post ‘The Orchard’: Featured Fiction from David Hopen appeared first on The Millions.

      5 min read

    • Article

      Search PARTY

      Jan 13, 2021

      You find me hunched over the ironing board in the kitchen and thinking dark thoughts about Mrs Bertha Berman. Tell me honestly, is there any more soul-destroying occupation known to womankind than the ironing and attempted folding of fitted bed shee

      3 min read

    • Article

      Nicknames

      Jul 31, 2020

      You car people are a bit odd.” “Odd? Why?” “Because you all seem to have nicknames.” “So, that makes us odd? Really? OK then. I always thought that was completely normal” That was, in essence, a conversation I had a while ago with a non-car person I

      5 min read

    • Article

      Barry's Last Words

      May 31, 2023

      Barry's Last Words
      4 min read

    • Article

      The Man Behind Edna

      May 17, 2023

      The Man Behind Edna
      7 min read

    Reviews for Jokes from the Pubs of Ireland

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words